What are some funny jokes or stories about the desert titan? Funny desert titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
How to tame a titan:
Step one: piss your pants
Step two: grab a mek
Step three: shoot the glowy thingnies
Step four: piss your pants some more
Step five: destroy all of the glowing orbs until it falls down.
Step six: click tame kaiju
Boom you have a titan
Everyone! Calm down! It’s just a Majestic Sea Pancake called Flap Flap, who left the ocean
Be lookin like it’s from subnautica, yet it lives in a desert
Real men tame with slingshot
There are 3 Titans
Godzilla on steiroids
Groot on steroids
And steroids on steroids
If you see a red dot on your map with desert Titan under it, it means your server is about to be wiped.
In America u eat pancake in Russia pancake eat YOUUUUU
The Ocean titan is here wait what do you say... ohhhhhh it’s a desert titan but it looks like a manta let’s just say the ocean of ark dried up and this beast learned to fly I believe I can fly(Shoot er down)
Flappity floppity get the hell off my property
When the ocean dried up
They learned to fly
They risked the lives of their family
All for life in few
But they all good now, just have super bad infections on them
Looks like a realistic pokemon .....
This thing is too ugly and ‘fishy’ to be a desert titan.
The admin commands agree that it is a kaiju
Flying manta in the desert makes sense
Straight nightmare fuel! Looks like a lovecraftian monster
Haven’t played this game in a few months...
WHAT THE F*CK ARE ALL THESE CREATURES
It is a desert titan yet it flys..... make since to me
What is it? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s a sky manta that sent you to the respawn screen
NEMO’S TEACHER CAN FLY?!
WOW! LOOK ITS A GINORMOUS MANTA!!!!!!!
WHY IS IT IN THE DESERT