What are some funny jokes or stories about the desert titan? Funny desert titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
Everyone! Calm down! It’s just a Majestic Sea Pancake called Flap Flap, who left the ocean
Be lookin like it’s from subnautica, yet it lives in a desert
There are 3 Titans
Godzilla on steiroids
Groot on steroids
And steroids on steroids
If you see a red dot on your map with desert Titan under it, it means your server is about to be wiped.
Haven’t played this game in a few months...
WHAT THE F*CK ARE ALL THESE CREATURES
In America u eat pancake in Russia pancake eat YOUUUUU
Flappity floppity get the hell off my property
The Ocean titan is here wait what do you say... ohhhhhh it’s a desert titan but it looks like a manta let’s just say the ocean of ark dried up and this beast learned to fly I believe I can fly(Shoot er down)
When the ocean dried up
They learned to fly
They risked the lives of their family
All for life in few
But they all good now, just have super bad infections on them
This thing is too ugly and ‘fishy’ to be a desert titan.
Looks like a realistic pokemon .....
Real men kill these with there fist
Flying manta in the desert makes sense
Straight nightmare fuel! Looks like a lovecraftian monster
looks like leviathan from subnautica
It is a desert titan yet it flys..... make since to me
What is it? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s a sky manta that sent you to the respawn screen
ONE SPAWNED ON TOP OF MY BASE AND STARTED KILLING ME AND MY TAMES OH MY GOD
WOW! LOOK ITS A GINORMOUS MANTA!!!!!!!
WHY IS IT IN THE DESERT