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What are some funny jokes or stories about the desert titan? Funny desert titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
There are 3 Titans
Godzilla on steiroids
Groot on steroids
And steroids on steroids
Godzilla on steiroids
Groot on steroids
And steroids on steroids
Everyone! Calm down! Itβs just a Majestic Sea Pancake called Flap Flap, who left the ocean
When the Desert Titan falls
Ace Combat fans: oh look the Arsenal Bird
Ace Combat fans: oh look the Arsenal Bird
Flappity floppity get the hell off my property
Be lookin like itβs from subnautica, yet it lives in a desert
If you see a red dot on your map with desert Titan under it, it means your server is about to be wiped.
Hereβs something funny when I was a noob at ark and just went in creative to spawn the titan and switched back and when I destroyed a node I got flung off because of the spin attack
1 run away
2 grab bed and mek
3shoot purple things
4 die
5 shoot more purple things
6 hit tame kiju
2 grab bed and mek
3shoot purple things
4 die
5 shoot more purple things
6 hit tame kiju
In America u eat pancake in Russia pancake eat YOUUUUU
Havenβt played this game in a few months...
WHAT THE F*CK ARE ALL THESE CREATURES
WHAT THE F*CK ARE ALL THESE CREATURES
When the ocean dried up
They learned to fly
They risked the lives of their family
All for life in few
But they all good now, just have super bad infections on them
They learned to fly
They risked the lives of their family
All for life in few
But they all good now, just have super bad infections on them
HOW TO TAME A DESERT TITAN
STEP ONE: hit tab on your keayboard
SYEP TWO: type f-o-r-c-e-t-a-m-e
STEP THREE: hit enter
THERE YOU GO YOU HAVE TAMED YOURSELF A DESERT TITAN
STEP ONE: hit tab on your keayboard
SYEP TWO: type f-o-r-c-e-t-a-m-e
STEP THREE: hit enter
THERE YOU GO YOU HAVE TAMED YOURSELF A DESERT TITAN
The Ocean titan is here wait what do you say... ohhhhhh itβs a desert titan but it looks like a manta letβs just say the ocean of ark dried up and this beast learned to fly I believe I can fly(Shoot er down)
This thing is too ugly and βfishyβ to be a desert titan.
looks like leviathan from subnautica
Looks like a realistic pokemon .....
Seems legit
Seems legit
What is it? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, itβs a sky manta that sent you to the respawn screen
Flying manta in the desert makes sense
Straight nightmare fuel! Looks like a lovecraftian monster
It is a desert titan yet it flys..... make since to me