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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I'm not a fish
I am a titan
Live not in mist
So I'll start bitin'
Someday I'll die
In a good fight
But before that
I'll just take flight
Ooohh
Somebody comin' now
Ooooh
As you listen for my sound
Woooohh
I'm right behind you
Wooooooh
So start coming at me, dude.
OOOOOHHHHHH
OOOHHHHHHHHHH
I dont really care about youuu
No I dont really care
And I dont really care about youuu
Man your just such a mess
Your putting be under my stress.
-Beanzles!-
More Desert Titan Funny Tips
How to tame a titan:
Step one: piss your pants
Step two: grab a mek
Step three: shoot the glowy thingnies
Step four: piss your pants some more
Step five: destroy all of the glowing orbs until it falls down.
Step six: click tame kaiju
Boom you have a titan
Your first fight with it and you don't know it's a flying creature and you bring all your land creatures and only bring one flying and it's a quetzle. You- sh*t
Everyone! Calm down! Itβs just a Majestic Sea Pancake called Flap Flap, who left the ocean
Be lookin like itβs from subnautica, yet it lives in a desert
Real men tame with slingshot
-Jon
If you see a red dot on your map with desert Titan under it, it means your server is about to be wiped.
There are 3 Titans
Godzilla on steiroids
Groot on steroids
And steroids on steroids
In America u eat pancake in Russia pancake eat YOUUUUU
Imagine spending 30 minutes and losing 5 creatures trying to tane this, and then your (I forget it was either some big flying creature or a giga) KILLS IT!
Ok, who gave a manta some crack?!