Me on my Tape:tryin to tame the desert titan
The Desert Titan:FLOCK
the flock:I’m about to end this man’s whole career
Also me:(dies)
The Titan and the flock:Victory Royal(I think Fortnite’s a dumb game)
“Oh, pancake doesn’t bite.”
Everyone! Calm down! It’s just a Majestic Sea Pancake called Flap Flap, who left the ocean
Be lookin like it’s from subnautica, yet it lives in a desert
How to tame a titan:
Step one: piss your pants
Step two: grab a mek
Step three: shoot the glowy thingnies
Step four: piss your pants some more
Step five: destroy all of the glowing orbs until it falls down.
Step six: click tame kaiju
Boom you have a titan
If you see a red dot on your map with desert Titan under it, it means your server is about to be wiped.
There are 3 Titans
Godzilla on steiroids
Groot on steroids
And steroids on steroids
Real men tame with slingshot
-Jon
In America u eat pancake in Russia pancake eat YOUUUUU
The Ocean titan is here wait what do you say... ohhhhhh it’s a desert titan but it looks like a manta let’s just say the ocean of ark dried up and this beast learned to fly I believe I can fly(Shoot er down)
Giant Flying Space Pancake