Hi if you are reading this:

Build a base on this bad boy and you can call yourself an official Ark Pro horray for you (I mean that)

Desert titan is Spanish for a sea pancake

Wow it’s as big as my ex girlfriend

I’ve heard they love to cuddle. Just stand still on him, and it rains down blue supply drops. Oh, I forgot to mention it’s the smallest Dino in the game so far. I’ve even heard that if you kill it, the Karma monster will come after you for hurting such a nice, gentle, and undefended creature. Anyway, I hope my pro advice comes in handy. Don’t forget to tell your noob friends all about them! ;) xD

Real men tame with fists

-Randomidiot

ONE SPAWNED ON TOP OF MY BASE AND STARTED KILLING ME AND MY TAMES OH MY GOD

Me after coming drone the bottom of the ocean

Big pancake that flies around to kill

Pacific rim all over again (dear god)

THE FLYING PANCAKE OF THE SKY(WITH TINY PANCAKES TO PROTECT IT)

Imagine spending 30 minutes and losing 5 creatures trying to tane this, and then your (I forget it was either some big flying creature or a giga) KILLS IT!

Ah yes, a majestic sky pancake. Wait, why is it growing? OH GOT ITS NOT GROWING ITS GETTING CLOSER OH GOS-

THIS THING SPAWNED IN MY HOUSE AND I PISSED MYSELF SEEING IT APPEAR IN THE SKY MY GOD

Is it just me but does the dessert titan look like a zenomorph

Guys don’t panic, but I think the mantas want their revenge.

Step 1 kill it or tame it

Step 2 murder everyone and everything

When I tried to tame the game glitched and douplicated the titan

Real men tame them with a bow

-June

3..2..1 Your base is gone

It is supposed to be a sea pancake not a flying toxic eagle