Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the desert titan? Funny desert titan jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -4 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-21T01:38:18+00:00

Don’t destroy his corruption nodez!! Just get him a therapist to talk about hi corruption in emotion problem solved👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

score -4 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-13T00:23:25+00:00

Hey look! Its rare, never-before-seen, should-live-in-an-ocean, desert thing! And its flying! OH WHAT FUN!!!! NOW ITS FLYING IN FRONT OF MY ARCHERS! AND OH!!!!!! LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS; ITS TARGET PRACTICE TIME!!! this is getting gooooood. OH NOES! SOMEONE FORGOT TO BRING TARGETS! WHAT WILL WE DOOOOO?!?! OH, WAIT. I KNOW WHAT TO DO!

SHOOT. IT. DOWN.

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2020-08-02T20:56:13+00:00

Me: ok take the moschops to the Big ocean flying pancake

Tride: ok... ( level 4 argy died from beta pancake)

Me: ummmm atlest the moschops is alive

(Level 9 moschops died from beta pancake)

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2020-12-30T19:04:30+00:00

My map doesn’t even have a desert

so I can’t find it

And also I am a noob because I don’t play ark a lot

even if I tried to tame it I would die,but I can’t tame it because I don’t have a desert on my map! Stupid map!

score -5 · Answer 5 · 2019-04-08T04:01:54+00:00

Hello I had s’mores I’m short

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2024-11-23T22:18:14+00:00

Whale it’s da whale like da whale

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2023-05-22T18:27:55+00:00

Meme of de day

Him:hey siri I just broke up can u tell me a joke to cheer me up

Siri:sure… what’s the difference between you and a Callander

Him:what?

Siri:a Callander can dat

🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😁😄😃😀😂🤣😆

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2024-12-03T19:32:06+00:00

It looks like a lebiethen from subnautica

score -5 · Answer 9 · 2020-06-21T05:52:14+00:00

It is sooooooooooo ugly kill it

score -6 · Answer 10 · 2019-01-21T18:42:48+00:00

I tamed it and named it Minecraftcito III, 10/10

score -6 · Answer 11 · 2019-01-14T18:16:40+00:00

Mantine from Pokemon took some roids

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2022-11-22T02:00:12+00:00

How to hate your life

Step one: waste 100000999990 hours of your life getting all needed items to summon the big flying stingray on steroids

Step two: summon the big stingray on steroids

Step three: die and regret your life choises

Step four: tame the big stingray on steroids

Step five: build a massive and expensive base on a flying stingray on steroids

Step six: YOU NEED THE MF TEK ENGRAMS FROM FLYING STINGRAY ON STEROIDS

step seven: spend 99999999999999+ hours killing flying stingray on steroids

FINAL STEP: regret your life choises

score -6 · Answer 13 · 2021-01-18T13:38:00+00:00

It look like mantas drunk dad who’s on steroids so just tame it like a dodo punch it and put berrys in it

score -7 · Answer 14 · 2020-03-07T07:25:48+00:00

Hey what do you think flys better the dodo or the desert titan? I say the dodo

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2023-07-24T14:01:10+00:00

Desert Titan: Why this dino sooo fat

Bronto:Why you have a pennis in your stomach

score -9 · Answer 16 · 2018-12-24T00:16:52+00:00

#subnautica many it can take 59 reapers t

score -9 · Answer 17 · 2019-10-30T23:04:40+00:00

Hello there, it is I cum is fum,and

cum is fum

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2026-05-22T20:05:39+00:00

“ I believe I can fly… I believe I can touch the sky…”