Hello I had s’mores I’m short
How to tame a titan:
Step one: piss your pants
Step two: grab a mek
Step three: shoot the glowy thingnies
Step four: piss your pants some more
Step five: destroy all of the glowing orbs until it falls down.
Step six: click tame kaiju
Boom you have a titan
Everyone! Calm down! It’s just a Majestic Sea Pancake called Flap Flap, who left the ocean
The dessert titan look tasty.
Be lookin like it’s from subnautica, yet it lives in a desert
There are 3 Titans
Godzilla on steiroids
Groot on steroids
And steroids on steroids
If you see a red dot on your map with desert Titan under it, it means your server is about to be wiped.
In America u eat pancake in Russia pancake eat YOUUUUU
Haven’t played this game in a few months...
WHAT THE F*CK ARE ALL THESE CREATURES
The Ocean titan is here wait what do you say... ohhhhhh it’s a desert titan but it looks like a manta let’s just say the ocean of ark dried up and this beast learned to fly I believe I can fly(Shoot er down)
Flappity floppity get the hell off my property