Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Hey look! Its rare, never-before-seen, should-live-in-an-ocean, desert thing! And its flying! OH WHAT FUN!!!! NOW ITS FLYING IN FRONT OF MY ARCHERS! AND OH!!!!!! LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS; ITS TARGET PRACTICE TIME!!! this is getting gooooood. OH NOES! SOMEONE FORGOT TO BRING TARGETS! WHAT WILL WE DOOOOO?!?! OH, WAIT. I KNOW WHAT TO DO!
SHOOT. IT. DOWN.
More Desert Titan Funny Tips
Itβs the deepwing brooder from subnautica 2!!!
Everyone! Calm down! Itβs just a Majestic Sea Pancake called Flap Flap, who left the ocean
WHO GAVE THE FISH RED BULL!
Be lookin like itβs from subnautica, yet it lives in a desert
How to tame a titan:
Step one: piss your pants
Step two: grab a mek
Step three: shoot the glowy thingnies
Step four: piss your pants some more
Step five: destroy all of the glowing orbs until it falls down.
Step six: click tame kaiju
Boom you have a titan
And how does he stay up?
Perseverance.
Grit.
Determination.
And Red Bull.
β plastic bag
If you see a red dot on your map with desert Titan under it, it means your server is about to be wiped.
You know what I think? A sentient pancake drank Red Bull
β plastic bag
There are 3 Titans
Godzilla on steiroids
Groot on steroids
And steroids on steroids
Real men tame with slingshot
-Jon