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What are some funny jokes or stories about the desert titan? Funny desert titan jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2019-06-16T01:41:02+00:00

Can we be at 1000

And how can we get him

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2019-06-16T01:39:58+00:00

Can he be at 1000

Can he is good

How can we get it

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2019-04-08T03:58:27+00:00

Does this thing have a face

Or is it slender An?

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2018-12-23T13:39:30+00:00

I giant floating manta won’t be easy to spot...

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-01-01T16:11:15+00:00

Here’s something funny when I was a noob at ark and just went in creative to spawn the titan and switched back and when I destroyed a node I got flung off because of the spin attack

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2020-12-05T04:44:58+00:00

Tried to kill it with a mana. Mana did terrible. My amazing plab was to stand on a cliff and shoot it with a crossbow untill it died. Took 10 crossbows, 1000 arrows, and an hour of my time. Didnt even get the tekgrams because I was too far away from it.

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-27T19:47:11+00:00

Pancakes with mold destroy the mold and it like u

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-21T21:53:58+00:00

ITS A FLYING F*** MANTA

a helpful tip should include more words

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-22T17:05:28+00:00

Titans are immortal don’t try breeding this manta!

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2022-01-11T21:34:36+00:00

Spider man: this is gonna be easyyyyyyyyy

Titan: I’m a giant manta made of Element and I shoot lighting and you’re a puny human in a colorful onesie

Spider man: try shooting me, I dare ya

Titan: crash!! (That’s the lighting)

Spider man, was that supposed to hurt? I have spider sense, I can dodge it before you make your move

Titan: you are now my master, I shall serve you forever

Everyone else: OMG OMG OMG, it’s Spider man!!

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2022-06-27T01:55:31+00:00

Someone needs to encase one of these in tek/metal, paint it black and turn it into a b2 spirit stealth bomber!

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2023-02-20T05:48:14+00:00

Wait Is ThAt A Flying TiTaN FrOm ThE DeSerT

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2023-02-18T22:56:58+00:00

I love how one of the strategies to kill this thing is to litteraly fly a giga on a quetz and let the giga bite on it

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2023-01-03T04:04:56+00:00

There three titans titan on drugs/desert titan titan on steroids and titan that's a flying fish

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2022-12-05T10:33:33+00:00

Mr ray (from finding nemo) on steroids

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-13T22:17:00+00:00

There are 4 titan first farox on steroids second Reaper on steroids third Groot on steroids and finally manta ray on steroids

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2020-08-16T20:23:19+00:00

Looks like a Leadadithicis u know that whale thats on the island that u can scrape meat off of

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2021-03-06T05:05:05+00:00

It go YEET YOU AND YOU DIE AND KILLS

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2021-09-14T23:40:47+00:00

Since when can u tame this am I a noob I’ve been playing ark for 5 years and never knew u could take him

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2019-03-23T18:47:30+00:00

It looks like overweighted pteranodon just corrupted