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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the desert titan? Funny desert titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
Spider man: this is gonna be easyyyyyyyyy
Titan: I’m a giant manta made of Element and I shoot lighting and you’re a puny human in a colorful onesie
Spider man: try shooting me, I dare ya
Titan: crash!! (That’s the lighting)
Spider man, was that supposed to hurt? I have spider sense, I can dodge it before you make your move
Titan: you are now my master, I shall serve you forever
Everyone else: OMG OMG OMG, it’s Spider man!!
Hey look! Its rare, never-before-seen, should-live-in-an-ocean, desert thing! And its flying! OH WHAT FUN!!!! NOW ITS FLYING IN FRONT OF MY ARCHERS! AND OH!!!!!! LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS; ITS TARGET PRACTICE TIME!!! this is getting gooooood. OH NOES! SOMEONE FORGOT TO BRING TARGETS! WHAT WILL WE DOOOOO?!?! OH, WAIT. I KNOW WHAT TO DO!
SHOOT. IT. DOWN.