The story of how the desert titan came to be

(Told from plastic bag’s point of view.)

One day, everything was peaceful and my great, great, great great great great grandfather was making pancakes for his cranky wife.for her birthday he wanted to make the biggest pancake ever, since she loved them.

One morning the wife hobbled out of bed to go outside and sit on her rocking chair. But she saw a huge pancake! It looked a little de formed but it’s all right. She started to walk over and reached out her hand to rip offf a chunk to nibble.

At once the pancake flew into the air and soared off. She was quite disappointed in her husband after that. The huge sky pancake flew and flew until it found a nice resort in the middle of a beach, with no oceans or palm trees. Or coconuts. He lived there for the rest of time.

THE END

p.s. he was often bothered by strange humans seeking to eat him, but half of the time he gobbled them up instead.

— plastic bag