Looks like sarco ate a little too much pork tonight

🎶Crocodile Hunter, big Steve Irwin.

Crocodile Hunter, action man!!🎶

My friend tamed armies of dees big boyz and destroyed me in ark pvp rip raptor legion

If you see it turn your way RUN

Nice friendly animal, got killed 30 seconds after I spowned 👍

No way that They added my dog dude!

Don't worry it's more afraid of you than you are of it

I'm not getting near this thing you passive tame it I have a will to live (I've heard of Florida)

Yoo you got the Hunchback of Notre Swamp over here

guys, they added chihuahuas to ark, speaking from experience as an owner of a chihuahua.

Everybody: These things are SUPER strong guys, STAY AWAY!

Me: Dang a frog killed the big croc…

Average Florida Aligator LMFAO!! 🤣

I Think they‘re kind of sweet TBH

they can very much fit through gateways

Bob went on a walk on the beach

For a little dodo he about reached

But then something lunged out of the water

And bob heard it say…

Surprise mother f***er

So he’s finally back performing for you, if you know your place you can join him too, put your klaws together for a villain most krool, Cause this time he’s here to Rool.

Ark just be making swamp a florida

Kapro: im the strongest crocodile!

Sarco: No, I am!

Deino: Oooh a sarco and kapro for dinner! Saves me life!

Sarco: Your going down!!

Deinosuchus: I am just a better you! Come with me, And be the strongest with me!

Sarco: Im the best dinosaur crocodile eve-

Deinosuchus: Hi sarco you make a great dinner!

Sarco: WHYYYY-

Deinosuchus: Your just a temu me wannabe

Sarco is now in a deinosuchus beer belly

First time I seen one of these I thought, hmm the sarco must be bigger now in ASA. Then a sarco walked around a corner…