Very good source of kibble and a healthy dose of dying once in awhile

Wait what? There is a fat dodo on my rex. What's happening? Wait, why is my rex bleeding, wait, OH SHOOT-

It’s like if you fused a rock drake with a raptor and made it climb walls and cling onto other creatures.

True fear.

Hey guys I hear a turkey, wait is see something on our giga. Run from that thing that latches on to your gigas and rexes because our giga is about to rampage!

These guys are stealthy jerks that shred tames

I tried to hatch one and set it on fire and then it still said cold

If there was a deinonychus/rock drake hybrid that could glide, climb better, and camouflage, while also being fast and pouncing on prey, I'd be so happy

Me on my level 26 andrewsachus: ooooooohh theres a nest

Level 162 deino: STAY THE F**K AWAY B*TCH

Me: OH F*CK IM SOORRYY

Deino: Jumps on my andrew “HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR SOUL IS MY PROPERTY B*TCH!!

Us: Yeah lets take their beloved children!

Them: Honey we got attackers! Little jimmy- protect him! Little jimmy noo! Kill the humans! *he fails and little jimmy is taken* Nooo! Attack! *gets hit and is almost dead* protect jimmy!

That is why we spawn in them, my friends

deinonychuses:peacefully living

Me:THIS IS A ROBBERY PUT ALL THE EGGS IN THE BAG

I found one that was a high level so I stole it's egg. That was the last time I ever stole an egg when something was looking.

They're passive human flesh tame

It's sad, they give you hugs but they dont get returned. I am going to make a seperate base on valgureo and name it "Deinonychus Sanctuary" so I can hug them and give them cookies and let them run around in a giant open free space that is closed off and put prey in it. It is so sad nobody cares. They hug you because they want cookies and hugs too. Please make your own Danger Floof Sanctuary and make sure they are happy there!

Guys look! An archaeopteryx! Let’s get it! Wait.. why are there more than one?? WHY ARE THEY GETTING CLOSER??!!? GUYS RUNHYIBYYBBYYBBYBYUUUUGGGYU

It is said only people wearing light up sketchers can outrun this thing

Evolution of ark raptors

1: compy

2: dilo

3: raptor

4: fluffy raptor cliff chicken

5: carno

6: allo

7: rex

8: giga

9: finally the infamous dodo

Direwolf:I Am The Floofiest

Deinonychus:Right, hold my beer.

176-194° F or 80-90° C to incubate

I don’t even have one but, wtf Wildcard

Raptor: Daniel

Deinonychus: The Cooler Daniel

OK so I'm leaving my base because in valguero our rivals the psycho's who do the most insane thing I was just about to make turrets but them on their dein they huged my paracer so I left going to my secondary base what they were trying to find out where it was so I'm in then I see my turrets look at onion my paracer then I see a big feather hugging him and i whistled my beast parasaur what his melee damage is so high it two shores a Allo but the my mind went go towards it I did it was claimable so ya I have a dein and my rivals are getting blamed for making me think I was getting ataked by a giant dino chicken so if you get on valguero and you see a dead body pile then watch out I'll get u Stay Chill UwU