I had 5 Deinonychus nests right next to my base and i just discovered them

Very good source of kibble and a healthy dose of dying once in awhile

Wait what? There is a fat dodo on my rex. What's happening? Wait, why is my rex bleeding, wait, OH SHOOT-

I was trying to tame a Deinonychus so I knocked some out and tried to feed it but I couldn’t so I tried knocking out different one and feed them but it wasn’t letting me.I knocked out so many I got bored and searched it up…turns out you can only tame them by stealing one of there eggs and hatching them then imprinting them

I tried to hatch one and set it on fire and then it still said cold

Me on my level 26 andrewsachus: ooooooohh theres a nest

Level 162 deino: STAY THE F**K AWAY B*TCH

Me: OH F*CK IM SOORRYY

Deino: Jumps on my andrew “HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR SOUL IS MY PROPERTY B*TCH!!

If there was a deinonychus/rock drake hybrid that could glide, climb better, and camouflage, while also being fast and pouncing on prey, I'd be so happy

It’s like if you fused a rock drake with a raptor and made it climb walls and cling onto other creatures.

True fear.

Hey guys I hear a turkey, wait is see something on our giga. Run from that thing that latches on to your gigas and rexes because our giga is about to rampage!

These guys are stealthy jerks that shred tames

Us: Yeah lets take their beloved children!

Them: Honey we got attackers! Little jimmy- protect him! Little jimmy noo! Kill the humans! *he fails and little jimmy is taken* Nooo! Attack! *gets hit and is almost dead* protect jimmy!

That is why we spawn in them, my friends

I found one that was a high level so I stole it's egg. That was the last time I ever stole an egg when something was looking.

deinonychuses:peacefully living

Me:THIS IS A ROBBERY PUT ALL THE EGGS IN THE BAG

1kill it

2 get the egg

3 own the server LOL

I call this my ‘untameable mental breaker.’

*goes into battle with a cute dodo*

“WE CAN DO THIS!”

(YOUR lvl 100 mr giggle was killled)

“MR GIGGLE!!!”

|~the life cycle has came and killed lvl 70 dog~|

-Dog,dogplays,thedog

176-194° F or 80-90° C to incubate

I don’t even have one but, wtf Wildcard

Evolution of ark raptors

1: compy

2: dilo

3: raptor

4: fluffy raptor cliff chicken

5: carno

6: allo

7: rex

8: giga

9: finally the infamous dodo

They're passive human flesh tame

It's sad, they give you hugs but they dont get returned. I am going to make a seperate base on valgureo and name it "Deinonychus Sanctuary" so I can hug them and give them cookies and let them run around in a giant open free space that is closed off and put prey in it. It is so sad nobody cares. They hug you because they want cookies and hugs too. Please make your own Danger Floof Sanctuary and make sure they are happy there!

Direwolf:I Am The Floofiest

Deinonychus:Right, hold my beer.