OK so I'm leaving my base because in valguero our rivals the psycho's who do…
OK so I'm leaving my base because in valguero our rivals the psycho's who do the most insane thing I was just about to make turrets but them on their dein they huged my paracer so I left going to my secondary base what they were trying to find out where it was so I'm in then I see my turrets look at onion my paracer then I see a big feather hugging him and i whistled my beast parasaur what his melee damage is so high it two shores a Allo but the my mind went go towards it I did it was claimable so ya I have a dein and my rivals are getting blamed for making me think I was getting ataked by a giant dino chicken so if you get on valguero and you see a dead body pile then watch out I'll get u Stay Chill UwU
More Deinonychus Funny Tips
Rex: I’m the best tame
Allo: doubtful
Reaper: haha u suck scary alien go chomp chomp
Giga: hello foolish mortals
King Titan: I can’t be tamed but I’m still better than u smol giga
Deinonychus: excuse me, mates, I left my ten Titanosaur corpses around here.
King Titan: screams in fear.
-all other life forms have left the game-
Rockwell: Your not so tough little chicken raptor
Deinonychus: *does screech thing*
ROCKWELL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
Human: *Walks By Deinoychus Nest*
Deinoychus: "Hippity Hoppity"...*goes to maul a ovis*
Human: "What'd You say?" *Walks Closer To Nest.*
Deinoychus: *Turns Around And Tilts Head Cutely*
Human: "Oo Look! An Egg , I Hope You Don't Mind If I..." *Human Picks Up Egg*
Deinoychus: *Makes An Enraged Face* "I said... HIPPITY HOPPITY STAY AWAY FROM MY F**KING PROPERTY B***CH"
(20 Mins Later)
Human: *Goes Back To The Deinoychus Nest*
Human: "Where's My Stuff?"
Deinoychus: "Gone , Reduced To Atoms."
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