Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
OK so I'm leaving my base because in valguero our rivals the psycho's who do the most insane thing I was just about to make turrets but them on their dein they huged my paracer so I left going to my secondary base what they were trying to find out where it was so I'm in then I see my turrets look at onion my paracer then I see a big feather hugging him and i whistled my beast parasaur what his melee damage is so high it two shores a Allo but the my mind went go towards it I did it was claimable so ya I have a dein and my rivals are getting blamed for making me think I was getting ataked by a giant dino chicken so if you get on valguero and you see a dead body pile then watch out I'll get u Stay Chill UwU
More Deinonychus Funny Tips
It's like a big microraptor, but instead of knocking you off your mount, it latches to your creature and tears it a new one.
You also get them by kidnapping their unborn children and raising them, like wyverns and rockdrakes.
Use a bola to bola your tribe mate then you will be fine
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If it glows red
There you and your dinosaur are Screwed
How to tame.
Step 1. Sneak up behind it.
Step 2. Pluck out a feather.
Step 3. Run and scream
Step 4. Respawn and try again.
ARK: Alright we got giant pigs, bees, sloths, manti, cats, etc. What else do we need?
Devs: GIANT ARCHAEOPTERYX
A rock drake, thyla, and a raptor all mixed into one horrifying creature. HEY YOU GET TO STEAL ITS EGG TO YAY
Alright Bob that's it! Bring the rex through here. Not far to the base now! Wait... What's that on the rex?
Rex: Iβm the best tame
Allo: doubtful
Reaper: haha u suck scary alien go chomp chomp
Giga: hello foolish mortals
King Titan: I canβt be tamed but Iβm still better than u smol giga
Deinonychus: excuse me, mates, I left my ten Titanosaur corpses around here.
King Titan: screams in fear.
-all other life forms have left the game-
Rockwell: Your not so tough little chicken raptor
Deinonychus: *does screech thing*
ROCKWELL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
2 words FLUFFY RAPTOR all i need to say
Human: *Walks By Deinoychus Nest*
Deinoychus: "Hippity Hoppity"...*goes to maul a ovis*
Human: "What'd You say?" *Walks Closer To Nest.*
Deinoychus: *Turns Around And Tilts Head Cutely*
Human: "Oo Look! An Egg , I Hope You Don't Mind If I..." *Human Picks Up Egg*
Deinoychus: *Makes An Enraged Face* "I said... HIPPITY HOPPITY STAY AWAY FROM MY F**KING PROPERTY B***CH"
(20 Mins Later)
Human: *Goes Back To The Deinoychus Nest*
Human: "Where's My Stuff?"
Deinoychus: "Gone , Reduced To Atoms."
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