What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I had eight deinonychus Eggs and I only got boys
We got three eggs and they were all male and whenever it's loading it looks like deinonychus with no fur or hair and it's gray
This b*tch killed me and my f*cking otter that son of a b**ch
This dino needs to be on more maps
Two words:
What I said two words! -rexyhasfun
Every player finds these onnoying, they always get on my nerves.
We need more SPEED we need more
Hey look a cave is that a bat. Dienchys says surprise. Human lvl 12 got wrecked by a dienchys
Raptavis (raptor+argentavis).
Get it argent because of the feathers. OK. I get it not funny.
Angry raptor claws killed a bronto your daughter be like "can I pet it"
Bring plenty of bandages... These things are sneakier than traffic wardens and more aggressive than a dire bear with a hangover.
So cute...IT LOOKS LIKE ITS CUDDLING WITH MY JERBOA... its a baby
The Walmart version of a raptor but it’s soo op that you think the raptor is the Walmart version
The raptor who finished puberty and took rock climbing lessons
Yeet yeet yeeeeeeeeeet them haters
A deinonychus isn't a microraptor it's a megaraptor
What the heck is this Thing is it a raptor
The little shit likes jumping on you and tearing you apart
Steal egg put it in your aSs then enjoy the sweet sensation
Stand next to a nest and throw a bola straight up. Trust me!