This is the meme dinosaur because it can go on Dino tails and make them chase their tails

I hope it eventually gets on the switch! (I only have ark on there)

To me he looks like a allosaur, raptor, and dodo mixed together (Allosaur face, raptor claws and dodo fur)

Remember to build a 50 turret FOB before you try to grab 1

What do you call a feathery raptor? This thing.

HAHAHHAHAH-

My first deinonychus. He was my first hatch I ever did, I was new and on Fjorder I named him big bob. I went out to level him up, but accidentally let an alpha Rex get to close to my base so he was killed instantly rip big bob.

Why is Lazarus chowder in the recipes?

It’s as if a rock drake and a raptor had a child there you have it A FREAKING FLUFFY DEATH RAPTOR CHICKEN. THING

Me; *hums

*comes to a sign with claw marks

Sign; Beware Deinonychus

Me; Ignores sign

Deinonychus; Hello are you Mr. Diplo

Me; No

Deinonychus; ok die!

OutboundManx475 lvl 100 was killed by Deinonychus lvl 200

You know

When I started playing Valguero, I spawned in white cliffs and just saw it running at me, I shot a few tranq arrows, hopefully, it bugged, and I built a base around him, and he's still in that Doedic corpse

Soooooo

I named one Ducking and put a egg on its head is blue and pink and I leveled the crap out of it can now technically one shot the overseer. It’s health is in the trillions. I thought there was a health and attack cap, I was rong.

A Rock drake and a Raptor had a kid

That thing doesn't seem very scary. More like a 6-foot turkey. . .

You anger them by slapping your tiny feetsies on their territory.

Don't do it.

You happy them by letting them slap you with thier big floof tails.

Do it.

Wait hold on, are you telling me all this time I have been forcetaming them and I could have just stole the egg??

Hey, there is something coming from the distance, wait no, it's a lot of things, wait, why is it jumping on my rex?

It's funny, its not a rockdrake raptor hybrid. Everyone thinks that. Tap on this message to see the REAL answer.

These bois are Danger floof and ya know what that means?

They are 20% Dodo, 30% Rockdrake, 25% Raptor, 10% Straight up floof, 10% Microraptor, and 5% *drumroll please-* YUTYRANNUS! Now tou know the TRUTH

Ark: Uhh, no devs we do NOT need any more hybrids, or real dinos. All we need is better controlled tameable bosses for Valgureo. The dragon can't land or attack.

Devs: SCREW THAT who's gonna tame those, all we need is more DINOS AND HYBRIDS!

Ark: No sir, you dont understand-

Devs: Yes, I understand that we need more dinos and hybrids!

Me: Oh no, danger floofs are coming!

Danger Floof pack: :D Im pretty hungry how about you, Bob?

Danger floof 3: Yup, oh look, there is a giga we can eat!

Danger floof 2: Yes! It is the hooman who is scared of us, we shall show him to swallow our feathers and choke on them!

Danger floof 4: Too far Jimmy, too far.

Dis boi dont care

He want hug

I dont recommend doing it back

Or you get more hugs

They hug you

They hug walls

They hug big dings

They hug your rex

They also jump and hug and claw at the same time

Wow