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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
These feathery magicians will scare the ever living crap out of you. One minute you having a good old time on your parra the next a squad rolls up like, hipity hopity your mount is now my property. But in all seriousness if you use the parra raw you can scare them and normal raptors off.
Ark: Uhh, no devs we do NOT need any more hybrids, or real dinos. All we need is better controlled tameable bosses for Valgureo. The dragon can't land or attack.
Devs: SCREW THAT who's gonna tame those, all we need is more DINOS AND HYBRIDS!
Ark: No sir, you dont understand-
Devs: Yes, I understand that we need more dinos and hybrids!
Me: Oh no, danger floofs are coming!
Danger Floof pack: :D Im pretty hungry how about you, Bob?
Danger floof 3: Yup, oh look, there is a giga we can eat!
Danger floof 2: Yes! It is the hooman who is scared of us, we shall show him to swallow our feathers and choke on them!
Danger floof 4: Too far Jimmy, too far.