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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was on my way to go get a wyvern egg and I stoped short when I saw them I said in my head I need it!!! So I went killed all except one bola it nock it out and they are not nock out tame nor are they passive then I learn you have to steal an egg so I go to the nest and get killed by a group of compys so I go back and there was an alpha allo then I said no and shut down my computer
These feathery magicians will scare the ever living crap out of you. One minute you having a good old time on your parra the next a squad rolls up like, hipity hopity your mount is now my property. But in all seriousness if you use the parra raw you can scare them and normal raptors off.