Ok so this one time I was on vaulgaro with my raptor I was in chalk hills a deinonychus was chasing me and my raptor I thought 1 was but there were 2 I traped the first one and I didnt know there were 2 also I really didnt trap the first one I just made it hit a rock next I was still on my raptor and I passed a Bush the second deinonychus jumped outta the Bush it scared me so bad I went like 😱😱 then I said oh my god. The deinonychus was in a bush crouched some how and the bush was under a tree. It swipe attacked me and my raptor was bleeding ut I got away. Clever girl😏

Deinonychus 1:is that a Rex.

Deinonychus 2:it is.

Deinonychus 3;mmmhhh juicy meat hahaha.

Rex: OH GREAT HEVENS!!!

I was walking around then suddenly ahjdjfhdndnbdb he charged

This is a terror bird and raptors baby my worst nightmare

The picture looks like an Argentavis after going to the worst reviewed barber shop

There’s a reason there’s Die in its name

Hmmm, - Walks around for about an Hour searching for an Nest. - - Finds One. - Oh look!- - Screaming - - Gets an New Asshole. - - Sits on couch crying to Friends about it, They pat me on the back, Laughing. - - Me, Being me, Slapping them. - Is it funny now...?

ARK: so what to name this new dinosaur thingymadoodle🦖

Me: Max😂

The Dino: IM NOT GONNABE CALLED MAX YOU GUYS 😡

I took a liking to call them danger floof

I was on my way to go get a wyvern egg and I stoped short when I saw them I said in my head I need it!!! So I went killed all except one bola it nock it out and they are not nock out tame nor are they passive then I learn you have to steal an egg so I go to the nest and get killed by a group of compys so I go back and there was an alpha allo then I said no and shut down my computer

Was are the stats the same like a raptor?

These creatures are extraordinary and are only available in valguero. If u go where rexes are most common then you will find THE NEST and u can get 7 eggs within a matter of time

I have way too many of these things.

How to get a deinonychus.

1. kidnap the egg.

2. Scream and run

3. Give up

Player: no one likes Archaeopteryx that are useless

Devs: to bad now you get a giant one that can kill a thila

Player: I ❤️ Archaeopteryx

Ok so, these Giant fluffy raptors are EVIL!

They are like homing missles when the pounce in ya, I pretty much call it "The Superman" as they just come flying at ya when they're ready for the pin.

15 minutes cloud save you 15% or more on your Deinonychus insurance

Oi look there's a mosquito on my Giga! Wait a minute.. That's not a mosquito?

These feathery magicians will scare the ever living crap out of you. One minute you having a good old time on your parra the next a squad rolls up like, hipity hopity your mount is now my property. But in all seriousness if you use the parra raw you can scare them and normal raptors off.