Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ark: Uhh, no devs we do NOT need any more hybrids, or real dinos. All we need is better controlled tameable bosses for Valgureo. The dragon can't land or attack.
Devs: SCREW THAT who's gonna tame those, all we need is more DINOS AND HYBRIDS!
Ark: No sir, you dont understand-
Devs: Yes, I understand that we need more dinos and hybrids!
Me: Oh no, danger floofs are coming!
Danger Floof pack: :D Im pretty hungry how about you, Bob?
Danger floof 3: Yup, oh look, there is a giga we can eat!
Danger floof 2: Yes! It is the hooman who is scared of us, we shall show him to swallow our feathers and choke on them!
Danger floof 4: Too far Jimmy, too far.
More Deinonychus Funny Tips
It's like a big microraptor, but instead of knocking you off your mount, it latches to your creature and tears it a new one.
You also get them by kidnapping their unborn children and raising them, like wyverns and rockdrakes.
Use a bola to bola your tribe mate then you will be fine
How to tame.
Step 1. Sneak up behind it.
Step 2. Pluck out a feather.
Step 3. Run and scream
Step 4. Respawn and try again.
ARK: Alright we got giant pigs, bees, sloths, manti, cats, etc. What else do we need?
Devs: GIANT ARCHAEOPTERYX
Dienonychus Dienonychus
You like to eat diplodocus
You would look good in my collection of tames
But for now I am busy with other games
β plastic bag
A rock drake, thyla, and a raptor all mixed into one horrifying creature. HEY YOU GET TO STEAL ITS EGG TO YAY
Alright Bob that's it! Bring the rex through here. Not far to the base now! Wait... What's that on the rex?
It's like a Megaraptor, Raptor, and a Microraptor all had a child and it turned into this fluffy climbing pack hunting creature that murders me when I take one step into there territory π₯²
2 words FLUFFY RAPTOR all i need to say
Rex: Iβm the best tame
Allo: doubtful
Reaper: haha u suck scary alien go chomp chomp
Giga: hello foolish mortals
King Titan: I canβt be tamed but Iβm still better than u smol giga
Deinonychus: excuse me, mates, I left my ten Titanosaur corpses around here.
King Titan: screams in fear.
-all other life forms have left the game-
Rockwell: Your not so tough little chicken raptor
Deinonychus: *does screech thing*
ROCKWELL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!