Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Ark: Uhh, no devs we do NOT need any more hybrids, or real dinos. All we need…

Ark: Uhh, no devs we do NOT need any more hybrids, or real dinos. All we need is better controlled tameable bosses for Valgureo. The dragon can't land or attack.
Devs: SCREW THAT who's gonna tame those, all we need is more DINOS AND HYBRIDS!
Ark: No sir, you dont understand-
Devs: Yes, I understand that we need more dinos and hybrids!
Me: Oh no, danger floofs are coming!
Danger Floof pack: :D Im pretty hungry how about you, Bob?
Danger floof 3: Yup, oh look, there is a giga we can eat!
Danger floof 2: Yes! It is the hooman who is scared of us, we shall show him to swallow our feathers and choke on them!
Danger floof 4: Too far Jimmy, too far.
More Deinonychus Funny Tips
Rex: I’m the best tame
Allo: doubtful
Reaper: haha u suck scary alien go chomp chomp
Giga: hello foolish mortals
King Titan: I can’t be tamed but I’m still better than u smol giga
Deinonychus: excuse me, mates, I left my ten Titanosaur corpses around here.
King Titan: screams in fear.
-all other life forms have left the game-
Rockwell: Your not so tough little chicken raptor
Deinonychus: *does screech thing*
ROCKWELL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
Human: *Walks By Deinoychus Nest*
Deinoychus: "Hippity Hoppity"...*goes to maul a ovis*
Human: "What'd You say?" *Walks Closer To Nest.*
Deinoychus: *Turns Around And Tilts Head Cutely*
Human: "Oo Look! An Egg , I Hope You Don't Mind If I..." *Human Picks Up Egg*
Deinoychus: *Makes An Enraged Face* "I said... HIPPITY HOPPITY STAY AWAY FROM MY F**KING PROPERTY B***CH"
(20 Mins Later)
Human: *Goes Back To The Deinoychus Nest*
Human: "Where's My Stuff?"
Deinoychus: "Gone , Reduced To Atoms."
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