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What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2024-11-30T18:24:25+00:00

Rex can’t tame me

Wyv can’t touch my egg

Raptor I am angry 😤

Deinonychus can’t touch this

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2020-01-26T16:49:21+00:00

Once I saw this coming at me and I’m just like 😐 because I knew what was coming I saw more and I was freaking out on my rex and I just used kill on them cuz I didn’t want to lose my 238 or something rex rest in pepperonis in named rex

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2019-12-02T17:05:43+00:00

It’s like a raptor and a rock drake had a baby

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-13T07:04:25+00:00

Loud and Speedy but will kick you ass

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2019-08-08T12:57:39+00:00

We got tickle Chickens so why not Angry pigeons too??

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2019-07-13T21:14:43+00:00

And I thought the raptor was annoying...

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2024-09-16T02:41:08+00:00

Eggs, Eggs everywhere.

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2022-11-26T20:24:52+00:00

Just stand on top of a hill they can't get you on and shoot their heads off with a shotgun l, then dance over their bodies and steal their children before they are even Boren and don't even know who their real parents are because you slaughtered them.

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-03-20T14:29:32+00:00

Master deinonychus

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Top Banana of the Dino clan

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-02-12T18:26:55+00:00

Anyone ever got the weird glitch where the Deinonychus hovers like a space craft? No? Only me? It looks like a star wars fighter jet. *pew pew*

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2021-01-17T18:38:58+00:00

My deinonychus is red and has dark feather tips on his arms. Then I realized he has Alastor colors 😂

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-10-24T05:37:37+00:00

Brother from another mother to the raptor

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2020-11-05T02:25:30+00:00

Stole 150 egg, hatch a beautiful boy with green and black colorings. I named him Loki. He could shred through most creatures. He had a twin, who was named Thor, but I don’t really use him,

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2020-08-19T01:03:30+00:00

Michael Scott: this isn’t just regular kibble it’s EXTRORDANARY KIBBLE

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2022-07-13T00:07:24+00:00

We just call these Denokokas because we can’t spell the other one

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2022-07-12T17:21:29+00:00

I have 14 of these things on fjordur up to level 307 and killed hati and skoll in less then a minute

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-05-15T16:03:38+00:00

My egg will not hatch after 4 torches on it and 13 standing torches and it is still too cold can I get some help

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2020-07-02T17:40:01+00:00

Be careful when you start taming these guys- They become something of an obsession. I ended up having a pack of 12. Sure they destroyed everything though.

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2020-05-12T19:07:23+00:00

I got twins when I hatched one egg they’re beasts

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-09T12:06:10+00:00

Me: *spawns in nest of deinonychus*

Me:"oH mY LuCkY dAy!"

Me:*grabs egg* "oH aNd iT hAs LeVel 150 pArEnTz!"

Deinonychus mother: "oH hEcK nAh YoU dOnT hOoMaN"

You were killed by a level 150 Deinonychus

Me: *respawns and runs back to nest*

Me:"mInE" *takes egg*

Deinonychus mother: "nOpE"

You were killed by a level 150 deinonychus