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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
No need for any dinos with 5k hp and 500 attack you just need to find an egg with nothing close hop of the bird grab the egg get back on the bird and fly away (although I made them go extinct cuz i had no other choice). Recommend you to take at least 3 eggs (don't be like me and steal every egg you see). You don't need much meat to raise one and they are ducking killing machines.
You obviously don't passive tame, they would rip you to shreds. Do not try to ko tame either, because instead of remembering how you cared for them when they were weak like most dino's do, they also remember how you were the one who bludgeoned them in the first place. Instead you steal their children, raise them away from their parents, and they love you for it?