Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
No need for any dinos with 5k hp and 500 attack you just need to find an egg…

No need for any dinos with 5k hp and 500 attack you just need to find an egg with nothing close hop of the bird grab the egg get back on the bird and fly away (although I made them go extinct cuz i had no other choice). Recommend you to take at least 3 eggs (don't be like me and steal every egg you see). You don't need much meat to raise one and they are ducking killing machines.
More Deinonychus Funny Tips
Rex: I’m the best tame
Allo: doubtful
Reaper: haha u suck scary alien go chomp chomp
Giga: hello foolish mortals
King Titan: I can’t be tamed but I’m still better than u smol giga
Deinonychus: excuse me, mates, I left my ten Titanosaur corpses around here.
King Titan: screams in fear.
-all other life forms have left the game-
Rockwell: Your not so tough little chicken raptor
Deinonychus: *does screech thing*
ROCKWELL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
Human: *Walks By Deinoychus Nest*
Deinoychus: "Hippity Hoppity"...*goes to maul a ovis*
Human: "What'd You say?" *Walks Closer To Nest.*
Deinoychus: *Turns Around And Tilts Head Cutely*
Human: "Oo Look! An Egg , I Hope You Don't Mind If I..." *Human Picks Up Egg*
Deinoychus: *Makes An Enraged Face* "I said... HIPPITY HOPPITY STAY AWAY FROM MY F**KING PROPERTY B***CH"
(20 Mins Later)
Human: *Goes Back To The Deinoychus Nest*
Human: "Where's My Stuff?"
Deinoychus: "Gone , Reduced To Atoms."
Tysvm For Reading! ❤️ 🌺🐲