ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
More Deinonychus Funny Tips
Finally just finished taming the first giga bring it through the gate whoo wait hold up what’s the little furry cist thing on the giga *giga level 200 has been killed by deionicis level 16*….. other tribe members wait what that sound me ahhhhjhhdfddvcfhgxcvcfh.
Dame those things are strong
Human: *Walks By Deinoychus Nest*
Deinoychus: "Hippity Hoppity"...*goes to maul a ovis*
Human: "What'd You say?" *Walks Closer To Nest.*
Deinoychus: *Turns Around And Tilts Head Cutely*
Human: "Oo Look! An Egg , I Hope You Don't Mind If I..." *Human Picks Up Egg*
Deinoychus: *Makes An Enraged Face* "I said... HIPPITY HOPPITY STAY AWAY FROM MY F**KING PROPERTY B***CH"
(20 Mins Later)
Human: *Goes Back To The Deinoychus Nest*
Human: "Where's My Stuff?"
Deinoychus: "Gone , Reduced To Atoms."
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