I am losing braincells and laughing on the floor at both of your "arguements"

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I am losing braincells and laughing on the floor at both of your "arguements"

I feel like DAN(dododex lord) should stop this this is getting WAY TOO FAR

DTG, you don't know how hard I am laughing right now. Also, sTOP aCTinG lIkE a ImMaTUre ChIlD oR I wIll flIp a TaBle aT yOu

P. Metallica, rocks have no mouths therefore they cannot eat dirt and have no digestive system. They are probably more like plants in a way they have microscopic things that might be similar to a plant's but different, since the structure would probably not be able to be a plant and support all of that with nothing that looks like it could get sunlight or air, although it could have a stone stem and roots, but roots wouldn't really be possible since when you mine rocks they flip over without any roots. So it could be a new fungi or huge bacteria, or kingdom, even, if it were to actually survive. By the way, I know you were probably joking.

- a very amused and annoyed Seasnake

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