Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Deinonychus child: "Mommy!"
Me: "I'm not your-" *turns around*
Deinonychus mother: *hugs me to death*
Deinonychus child: "Stupid hooman."
Me: "I'm not your-" *turns around*
Deinonychus mother: *hugs me to death*
Deinonychus child: "Stupid hooman."
More Deinonychus Funny Tips
It's like a big microraptor, but instead of knocking you off your mount, it latches to your creature and tears it a new one.
You also get them by kidnapping their unborn children and raising them, like wyverns and rockdrakes.
You also get them by kidnapping their unborn children and raising them, like wyverns and rockdrakes.
Use a bola to bola your tribe mate then you will be fine
How to tame.
Step 1. Sneak up behind it.
Step 2. Pluck out a feather.
Step 3. Run and scream
Step 4. Respawn and try again.
Step 1. Sneak up behind it.
Step 2. Pluck out a feather.
Step 3. Run and scream
Step 4. Respawn and try again.
Human: *Walks By Deinoychus Nest*
Deinoychus: "Hippity Hoppity"...*goes to maul a ovis*
Human: "What'd You say?" *Walks Closer To Nest.*
Deinoychus: *Turns Around And Tilts Head Cutely*
Human: "Oo Look! An Egg , I Hope You Don't Mind If I..." *Human Picks Up Egg*
Deinoychus: *Makes An Enraged Face* "I said... HIPPITY HOPPITY STAY AWAY FROM MY F**KING PROPERTY B***CH"
(20 Mins Later)
Human: *Goes Back To The Deinoychus Nest*
Human: "Where's My Stuff?"
Deinoychus: "Gone , Reduced To Atoms."
Tysvm For Reading! β€οΈ πΊπ²
Deinoychus: "Hippity Hoppity"...*goes to maul a ovis*
Human: "What'd You say?" *Walks Closer To Nest.*
Deinoychus: *Turns Around And Tilts Head Cutely*
Human: "Oo Look! An Egg , I Hope You Don't Mind If I..." *Human Picks Up Egg*
Deinoychus: *Makes An Enraged Face* "I said... HIPPITY HOPPITY STAY AWAY FROM MY F**KING PROPERTY B***CH"
(20 Mins Later)
Human: *Goes Back To The Deinoychus Nest*
Human: "Where's My Stuff?"
Deinoychus: "Gone , Reduced To Atoms."
Tysvm For Reading! β€οΈ πΊπ²
ARK: Alright we got giant pigs, bees, sloths, manti, cats, etc. What else do we need?
Devs: GIANT ARCHAEOPTERYX
Devs: GIANT ARCHAEOPTERYX
A rock drake, thyla, and a raptor all mixed into one horrifying creature. HEY YOU GET TO STEAL ITS EGG TO YAY
Alright Bob that's it! Bring the rex through here. Not far to the base now! Wait... What's that on the rex?
What is that a chicken, no a raptor, no wait that's a chicken raptor! And thats the last thing I saw before seeing the respawn page.
Everyoneβs gangster till the vampire chickens walk in
2 words FLUFFY RAPTOR all i need to say