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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the cryolophosaurus? Funny cryolophosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2026-05-23T03:58:25+00:00

These are horrifying and cool at the same time... how?!

score 7 · Answer 2 · 2026-03-29T21:33:40+00:00

A yuty and raptor had a child named Diane

score 21 · Answer 3 · 2025-12-20T13:08:09+00:00

Wildcard made another long taming method,

Now that’s just cold!

score 13 · Answer 4 · 2025-12-21T18:27:54+00:00

" We got managarmar at home,"

Managarmar at home:

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2026-04-05T03:02:11+00:00

WILDCARD CREATURE DEVELOPMENT:

Dev1: alright we need another creature for the new map. Any ideas?

Dev2: OHHH OHHH! Let’s take the cryolophosaurus and give it ice bombs!

Dev3 4 &5: what?

Dev4: that sounds so stupid. Dev one what do you think?

Dev1: THATS PERFECT. Great job Jake. Everyone else is fired

I was bored 🥱

Thx for wasting your time to read this (:

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2026-04-12T19:03:40+00:00

One shall not cry, if The Cryo eats all your Cryos, and Die-los because The Cryo isn’t meant to digest Cryos. ( lmao) ( serious imagine if to tame this was actually to feed it cryopods, perhaps specifically cryopods with a Dino inside)

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2026-01-21T23:14:33+00:00

Noob: SICK!

Me: buddy..it’s cool but..*shows taming method*

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2026-05-05T03:08:13+00:00

The frost breath is that feeling when bite into ice cream.

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2026-01-16T04:22:09+00:00

Bro is spitting on peoples’ graves with this taming method

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2026-03-27T20:39:57+00:00

(When ark came out) me: “oh boy I bet the cryolophosaurus is going to be the first Dino!” (1000 years later) me: “ I was wrong” (turns to dust due to age)

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2025-12-20T13:09:18+00:00

Wasn’t this a evolved garuga mod, I’m happy it beat out the mangarmr in terms of icy stuff

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2025-12-23T11:40:34+00:00

We got managarmar at home,

Mama at home:

score -6 · Answer 13 · 2026-02-07T00:26:05+00:00

allo and a yeti had a baby a hairy one