A yuty and raptor had a child named Diane

Wildcard made another long taming method,

Now that’s just cold!

" We got managarmar at home,"

Managarmar at home:

WILDCARD CREATURE DEVELOPMENT:

Dev1: alright we need another creature for the new map. Any ideas?

Dev2: OHHH OHHH! Let’s take the cryolophosaurus and give it ice bombs!

Dev3 4 &5: what?

Dev4: that sounds so stupid. Dev one what do you think?

Dev1: THATS PERFECT. Great job Jake. Everyone else is fired

I was bored 🥱

Thx for wasting your time to read this (:

One shall not cry, if The Cryo eats all your Cryos, and Die-los because The Cryo isn’t meant to digest Cryos. ( lmao) ( serious imagine if to tame this was actually to feed it cryopods, perhaps specifically cryopods with a Dino inside)

Noob: SICK!

Me: buddy..it’s cool but..*shows taming method*

The frost breath is that feeling when bite into ice cream.

Bro is spitting on peoples’ graves with this taming method

(When ark came out) me: “oh boy I bet the cryolophosaurus is going to be the first Dino!” (1000 years later) me: “ I was wrong” (turns to dust due to age)