Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
WILDCARD CREATURE DEVELOPMENT:
Dev1: alright we need another creature for the new map. Any ideas?
Dev2: OHHH OHHH! Letโs take the cryolophosaurus and give it ice bombs!
Dev3 4 &5: what?
Dev4: that sounds so stupid. Dev one what do you think?
Dev1: THATS PERFECT. Great job Jake. Everyone else is fired
I was bored ๐ฅฑ
Thx for wasting your time to read this (:
More Cryolophosaurus Funny Tips
( in the snowy mountains, lived a Cryolo hiding in the snowโฆ)
Readyโฆ
Noob: la la laโฆ
Setโฆ
Noob: hm?
SNOWBALL ATTACK
โ plastic bag
It has goat eyesโฆ
Interesting ๐ค.
Wildcard made another long taming method,
Now thatโs just cold!
A yuty and raptor had a child named Diane
These are horrifying and cool at the same time... how?!
" We got managarmar at home,"
Managarmar at home:
One shall not cry, if The Cryo eats all your Cryos, and Die-los because The Cryo isnโt meant to digest Cryos. ( lmao) ( serious imagine if to tame this was actually to feed it cryopods, perhaps specifically cryopods with a Dino inside)
Noob: SICK!
Me: buddy..itโs cool but..*shows taming method*
Bro is spitting on peoplesโ graves with this taming method