Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
WILDCARD CREATURE DEVELOPMENT:
Dev1: alright we need another creature for the new map. Any ideas?
Dev2: OHHH OHHH! Letβs take the cryolophosaurus and give it ice bombs!
Dev3 4 &5: what?
Dev4: that sounds so stupid. Dev one what do you think?
Dev1: THATS PERFECT. Great job Jake. Everyone else is fired
I was bored π₯±
Thx for wasting your time to read this (:
More Cryolophosaurus Funny Tips
These are horrifying and cool at the same time... how?!
A yuty and raptor had a child named Diane
Wildcard made another long taming method,
Now thatβs just cold!
" We got managarmar at home,"
Managarmar at home:
One shall not cry, if The Cryo eats all your Cryos, and Die-los because The Cryo isnβt meant to digest Cryos. ( lmao) ( serious imagine if to tame this was actually to feed it cryopods, perhaps specifically cryopods with a Dino inside)
Noob: SICK!
Me: buddy..itβs cool but..*shows taming method*
The frost breath is that feeling when bite into ice cream.
Bro is spitting on peoplesβ graves with this taming method
(When ark came out) me: βoh boy I bet the cryolophosaurus is going to be the first Dino!β (1000 years later) me: β I was wrongβ (turns to dust due to age)