( in the snowy mountains, lived a Cryolo hiding in the snow…)

Ready…

Noob: la la la…

Set…

Noob: hm?

SNOWBALL ATTACK

— plastic bag

It has goat eyes…

Interesting 🤔.

Wildcard made another long taming method,

Now that’s just cold!

A yuty and raptor had a child named Diane

WILDCARD CREATURE DEVELOPMENT:

Dev1: alright we need another creature for the new map. Any ideas?

Dev2: OHHH OHHH! Let’s take the cryolophosaurus and give it ice bombs!

Dev3 4 &5: what?

Dev4: that sounds so stupid. Dev one what do you think?

Dev1: THATS PERFECT. Great job Jake. Everyone else is fired

I was bored 🥱

Thx for wasting your time to read this (:

These are horrifying and cool at the same time... how?!

One shall not cry, if The Cryo eats all your Cryos, and Die-los because The Cryo isn’t meant to digest Cryos. ( lmao) ( serious imagine if to tame this was actually to feed it cryopods, perhaps specifically cryopods with a Dino inside)

Noob: SICK!

Me: buddy..it’s cool but..*shows taming method*

Bro is spitting on peoples’ graves with this taming method