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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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(The sun rises over the land of ARK.)
Me: “Time to get some water.”
Compy: “Hello.”
Me: “Oh, hi.”
Compy: “I’m waiting on my friends.”
Me: “Oh. Cool. How many?”
Compy: “One hundred and forty nine.”
Me: “Uuuuuuuh, cool. Any plans?”
Compy: “Yeah.”
Me: “What are they?”
(Just then a horde of 149 compys came over the hill.)
Compy: TO KILL YOU!!!
Me: I didn’t say any thing because they killed me!😐