Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
(The sun rises over the land of ARK.)
Me: “Time to get some water.”
Compy: “Hello.”
Me: “Oh, hi.”
Compy: “I’m waiting on my friends.”
Me: “Oh. Cool. How many?”
Compy: “One hundred and forty nine.”
Me: “Uuuuuuuh, cool. Any plans?”
Compy: “Yeah.”
Me: “What are they?”
(Just then a horde of 149 compys came over the hill.)
Compy: TO KILL YOU!!!
Me: I didn’t say any thing because they killed me!😐
More Compy Funny Tips
Once I killed a Diplo and got some prime meat. Not wanting to waste it I scoured the beach for something amazing. I spotted a small silver compy that reminded me of the moon. It was a quite low level, eight, and I did not care. I tamed it and later on I was being attacked by a Alpha Raptor. This compy, now named Cresent, ran in but was too late, I was dead. A few minutes later I found her again. She was next to the dead body of a raptor! I renamed her Alpha Cresent. She now stays on my shoulder with pride. #CresentIsTheTrueAlpha