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(The sun rises over the land of ARK.)

Me: “Time to get some water.”

Compy: “Hello.”

Me: “Oh, hi.”

Compy: “I’m waiting on my friends.”

Me: “Oh. Cool. How many?”

Compy: “One hundred and forty nine.”

Me: “Uuuuuuuh, cool. Any plans?”

Compy: “Yeah.”

Me: “What are they?”

(Just then a horde of 149 compys came over the hill.)

Compy: TO KILL YOU!!!

Me: I didn’t say any thing because they killed me!😐

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