Does anyone else want to catch like 300-400 wild ones with graffling hooks and then feedthem dodos and stuff like that up if so

Compy in ark:🤓

Compy in Jurassic park:🗿

This is apparently an end game dino due to prime meat needs AND ONLY HARD MEATS TO GET

New player: Awww a baby dino!

Compy: hi!

New player: Awwwwwwwww!

Compy 3, 4, 5, 6……, 100: hi!

New player: Wow there are a lot of you! Are you hungry?

Compys: Yes!

New player: ok I’ve got some berries hang on…

Compys: attack!!!

New player: 😳

*i whistle as I walk down the beach*

*compy walks up*

Me: awwww

*more compys come*

Me:awwwwwww

Me: awwwwwwwwwow wait this hurts, OW OW OW OW

DoodleChicken2545 lvl 20 has been killed by compy lvl 5

~*Shoulder Pet Conversation*~

Archae: I am a living parachute!

Otter: I can hold infinite artifacts!

Jerboa: I can predict the weather!

Pegomastax: I can steal peoples loot!

Glowtail: I glow!

Shinehorn: Same.

Bulbdog: Same.

Featherlight: Same.

Ichthyornis: I steal everything and eat it all!

Vulture: I do more damage than a Rex!

Hesparonis: I lay golden eggs!

Sinomacrops: I am a tek suit!

Noglin: I can mind control people!

Ferox: I can transform into a monster!

Fjord hawk: I can bring people their stuff when they die!

Microraptor: I can kick people off their saddles!

Everyone: Compy what can you do?

Compy: Umm...

Everyone: Well???

Compy: uh uhm nothing...

Everyone:😐

Me and my argie are flying high in the redwoods when a thyla tackles me off my beloved bloodwing. The thyla and I are falling to the ground. It’s roaring at me and I’m punching and screaming bloody murder and then my argie goes after it and we both die. Little did I know I had my battle compy on my shoulder and when I come back to my cache I see my compy standing over the dead thyla, beaten and bloody, but victorious.

Moral of the story is: don’t f*ck with compys

*compy randomly walks up to me*

Compy:GET OFF MEH PROPERTY

Me:Ok ok *walks out of compy territory*

Compy 2:GET OF MEH PROPERTY DUDE

Me:Bruh

*slaps compy*

Compy 1,2,3,4,t5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13:GET OF MEH PROPERTY!

*SCREAM*

You were killed by a pack of Compys >:<

#compylivesmatter can we get to 500?

Imagine being swarmed by 100 of these

It’s rainin compies from out of the sky.then I see a pro get killed LOL

To the dude who wants to know what compy is short for. It's full name is Compsagnathus

Idk why I take these things but they’re so cute to have wandering around your base like a house cat

-Viktor the pachy

I am the queen of compys look out!

I WILL RULE ARK WITH MY HUNDREDS OF COMPYS MUAHHHAHAHAHAH

Me in real life: awww you are so cute *sitting with all my compys don’t care* aww you are a cute dodo too I love tiny things

Kill one by stomping too hard

THESE GUYS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!

“You where killed by a level 39 Compy” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Best tame 100% no argument about it

Me: sees 3 compys “hmm ima kill ‘em”

Me *goes to kill ‘em*

Compys: TEAM THEY COMING WE NEED SARAH BITTY DIPPER GOERGE HANNAH AND FRIDGE!

*10 more names*

*like 20 more compys come outta nowhere*

Me: OH SH- *dies*

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Compys: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

Tip to new players....when a little skinny compy comes up and looking lovingly at you, that heart above its head does not mean it loves you...it means it loves its mate which is probably with the rest of a horde of equally cute killer compys planning tear you appart like an impatient child unwrapping a present.