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~*Shoulder Pet Conversation*~

Archae: I am a living parachute!

Otter: I can hold infinite artifacts!

Jerboa: I can predict the weather!

Pegomastax: I can steal peoples loot!

Glowtail: I glow!

Shinehorn: Same.

Bulbdog: Same.

Featherlight: Same.

Ichthyornis: I steal everything and eat it all!

Vulture: I do more damage than a Rex!

Hesparonis: I lay golden eggs!

Sinomacrops: I am a tek suit!

Noglin: I can mind control people!

Ferox: I can transform into a monster!

Fjord hawk: I can bring people their stuff when they die!

Microraptor: I can kick people off their saddles!

Everyone: Compy what can you do?

Compy: Umm...

Everyone: Well???

Compy: uh uhm nothing...

Everyone:😐

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