Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my argie are flying high in the redwoods when a thyla tackles me off my beloved bloodwing. The thyla and I are falling to the ground. It’s roaring at me and I’m punching and screaming bloody murder and then my argie goes after it and we both die. Little did I know I had my battle compy on my shoulder and when I come back to my cache I see my compy standing over the dead thyla, beaten and bloody, but victorious.
Moral of the story is: don’t f*ck with compys
Compy 1: I see a player! The other million compies: yummy human
Alpha comply: he’s a noob this should be easy. Alpha Compy: compy1 go distract him. Compy 1: *coos* Noob: aw you’re so cute I am going to tame you. The million compies : hi 👋. Noob: OMG this is great I’m going to tame every single one of you! Alpha compy: GET’EM BOYS!
The million compies: cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie COOKIE!
I dont get it, these creatures are harder to tame than rexes and spinos... They wake up so fast!!! One time, I was lvl 96 on a solo world, I had everything I wanted, so i thought, wait a minute i only have 39 tames... I should get a compy and give him a goofy name so he can hang around my base... I found one, knocked it out with a couple punches, gave it prime... Gave it some narcotics... IT WOKE UP 3 SECONDS LATER!!! and along with that, 100 other compys show up...
Player17494722957 lvl 96 was killed by compy lvl 1