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What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.
Scary story time! Because spook month.
So I was out gathering chitin and metal, and killed a pair of Compys with my Iguanadon. Then I logged for a few minutes and came back. To my horror, the bodies of the two compys were wriggling as though still alive when my game loaded back up. Figuring this might simply be a glitch, I hopped off Aladar (my Iguanadon’s name) and went over to harvest the two tiny dinos so as not to waste their meat and hide.
Finding that my axe and pick wouldn’t do anything, I was now decidedly unsettled. Thinking maybe it was just a weird glitch since I had logged off, I tried picking up one compy’s body and setting it back down.
That’s when it happened.
The Compy, FULLY DEAD mind you, simply ran away as though it were still alive, ragdolling and all. I watched it. It was terrifying.
Expecting the same result with the other compy, I picked it up and set it back down. This time I had better results, and was able to harvest meat and hide.
I looked for the first zombie-compy before I left. But the little pecker had disappeared from existence.
Be careful when you kill compys my friends, because they might just get up and run away.
-True Story by LavenderOtaku-
Dudes my opinion on these guys is forever changed
I was moving bases and came across some of these guys and decided yk what, my prime meat will probably spoil anyways.
And so I tamed Bibi and Baba. Baba I stored because he was a lower level and I didn't exactly want his lifespan to be approximately five seconds. Bibi promptly became emotional support.
I later found a frog and decided to attempt to tame it
The frog knocked me out because I was a lil reckless
WHILE ON THE VERGE OF DEATH, *BIBI* OF ALL THINGS JUMPS IN, AND SINGLEHANDEDLY SENDS THIS FROG TO GOD.
ALL HAIL BIBI. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. I WILL PROTECT HER WITH MY LIFE (SHE'LL PROBABLY BE THE ONE PROTECTING ME AT THIS RATE)