~*Shoulder Pet Conversation*~

Archae: I am a living parachute!

Otter: I can hold infinite artifacts!

Jerboa: I can predict the weather!

Pegomastax: I can steal peoples loot!

Glowtail: I glow!

Shinehorn: Same.

Bulbdog: Same.

Featherlight: Same.

Ichthyornis: I steal everything and eat it all!

Vulture: I do more damage than a Rex!

Hesparonis: I lay golden eggs!

Sinomacrops: I am a tek suit!

Noglin: I can mind control people!

Ferox: I can transform into a monster!

Fjord hawk: I can bring people their stuff when they die!

Microraptor: I can kick people off their saddles!

Everyone: Compy what can you do?

Compy: Umm...

Everyone: Well???

Compy: uh uhm nothing...

Everyone:😐

Most of the time I have no idea if it will attack me or admire my characters kneecaps!🤔😂

I have been killed by this tiny creature 9 TIMES!! so its a good tame.

I'm like 1000% sure these are the strongest thing in the game like why tame a giga when you can tame this

*compy randomly walks up to me*

Compy:GET OFF MEH PROPERTY

Me:Ok ok *walks out of compy territory*

Compy 2:GET OF MEH PROPERTY DUDE

Me:Bruh

*slaps compy*

Compy 1,2,3,4,t5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13:GET OF MEH PROPERTY!

*SCREAM*

You were killed by a pack of Compys >:<

I am small

I am young

My name is compy

I eat Rex’s toes

I am small as a pebble

I eat your toes

I am small

And annoying

I deal damage

What am I?

Raptor has entered the chat.

I’m so annoying! Hahahahaha!

Dilo has entered the chat.

Raptor has left the chat.

As you can see, I am actually the most annoying Dino in the-

Compy has entered the chat.

Dilo has left the chat.

Have you ever imagined how a baby Compy would be

I fear no man. But that thing *pointing at compy* it scares me!

Me: sees 3 compys “hmm ima kill ‘em”

Me *goes to kill ‘em*

Compys: TEAM THEY COMING WE NEED SARAH BITTY DIPPER GOERGE HANNAH AND FRIDGE!

*10 more names*

*like 20 more compys come outta nowhere*

Me: OH SH- *dies*

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Compys: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

Does anyone else want to catch like 300-400 wild ones with graffling hooks and then feedthem dodos and stuff like that up if so

Can I have my toe back?

TALK MORE

Kill one by stomping too hard

I don't know what they do 😂. but if they saw you , they all gathered around you ,and just stare at you . until you hit them first

I once went to get a white drop (I was in early game) and 18 COMPYS CAME OUT IF NOWERE! I was running out of energy a they was still chasing me! Then laged out and died and lost all my stuff!

Mischievous little ankle biter who loves to just stand in front of you

*i whistle as I walk down the beach*

*compy walks up*

Me: awwww

*more compys come*

Me:awwwwwww

Me: awwwwwwwwwow wait this hurts, OW OW OW OW

DoodleChicken2545 lvl 20 has been killed by compy lvl 5

Why can’t you take compy’s on a trip

They always compylain

Compy one: hi

Player: hi cutie pie

Compy :two: hi

Player: hi is this your family

Compy two: yes it's dinner time and your are our dinner hee ( compy 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 approch)

Sutej Reddy

This dude is harder to tame than a rex i tamed a rex in like 4min but this guy i dont want it