Me: Aww There is a compy
Compy:Mine?
Other Compys: Mine Mine Mine?
Me: oh sh**
Compys: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
me: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Ark: You have died from 5M+ compys
Me:Are u Fckn kidding me Why is it always me
Compys: MINE MINE MINE MINE
Friends:Wtf
Compys:I LIKE U CUT G
friends:Ahhhhhh
Ark: Humans have gone extinct

Anyone else ever wanted to see a Rex get kill by 3 compys????
Like if so

If you ever feel useless remember these are tamale with PRIME meat, I mean what a waste

New player: *walking*
Compy: hellooo
New player: awww your a cute one arent you?
Compys:*100 compys come out*
HOW DARE YOU CALL US CUTE

OH GOD COMPYS!!!!







-schwalbe

Compy hello
Player aw this is cute!
Compy 2 hello
Player still cute
Compy 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 HELLO
player WTH THIS IS LIKE A PETTING ZOO
Compy 1 Kill him!
Player what?

Fully grown ones are even smaller than dodos! Imagine a baby compy 🤨

Once I killed a Diplo and got some prime meat. Not wanting to waste it I scoured the beach for something amazing. I spotted a small silver compy that reminded me of the moon. It was a quite low level, eight, and I did not care. I tamed it and later on I was being attacked by a Alpha Raptor. This compy, now named Cresent, ran in but was too late, I was dead. A few minutes later I found her again. She was next to the dead body of a raptor! I renamed her Alpha Cresent. She now stays on my shoulder with pride. #CresentIsTheTrueAlpha

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I’m so annoying! Hahahahaha!

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As you can see, I am actually the most annoying Dino in the-

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I had a compy, his name was noodle. I loved him and took him everywhere but then I was raiding and he ded. #pray for noodle