Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you are awake
He knows where you are
And he will run to you
And bite your ankles off
Santa comy is coming to town
Suprise you win nothing!
More Compy Funny Tips
Anyone else ever wanted to see a Rex get kill by 3 compys????
Like if so
Compys be like whistles aggressively and oh man a Rex just what I need
Why canβt you take compyβs on a trip
They always compylain
This is why you should not sleep in school one day there was a kid named bob in math class he had a substitute teacher bob got so bored he slept and the substitute teacher had a secret the substitute Teacher was lebron James lebron James got so mad that he dunked him and bob woke up in the backrooms and he was missing for 90 million years and lebron James had another secret lebron James was a compy
Once I killed a Diplo and got some prime meat. Not wanting to waste it I scoured the beach for something amazing. I spotted a small silver compy that reminded me of the moon. It was a quite low level, eight, and I did not care. I tamed it and later on I was being attacked by a Alpha Raptor. This compy, now named Cresent, ran in but was too late, I was dead. A few minutes later I found her again. She was next to the dead body of a raptor! I renamed her Alpha Cresent. She now stays on my shoulder with pride. #CresentIsTheTrueAlpha
Roses are red
Violets are blue
First you see 1
Now there are 2
Soon there are 20
And theyβre all after you.
*compy randomly walks up to me*
Compy:GET OFF MEH PROPERTY
Me:Ok ok *walks out of compy territory*
Compy 2:GET OF MEH PROPERTY DUDE
Me:Bruh
*slaps compy*
Compy 1,2,3,4,t5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13:GET OF MEH PROPERTY!
*SCREAM*
You were killed by a pack of Compys >:<
if you've ever wanted to see a T. Rex Get killed by a level one compi like
These things remind me of my little sister. Small, and annoying.