Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"

Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"

get it drunk so it'll go back to your place

I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.

One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!

Bring lots of BEER, and have a good time!

I was walking around then I saw the majestic thing. I looked at it, I was calm then I ran because I entered a dangerous area. I left that area then I heard huge foot steps behind me. The dumb person I am I looked behind and what do you know THE THING WAS CHASING ME! I screamed like a 2 year old running my birthday off then quickly left the game. Lol 😂

I did not know what people meant by this guy being ranged until I found out the hard way, luckily it decided not to kill me and spared me

Best way of taming is to eat a rare flower and then run up to it. Upvote so all new players can see.👍

He just wanna crack open a cold one with the boys

It can only be tamed on Saturdays and you need to bring the boys with you.

Humans: What’s you’re favorite beer?
Chalicotheriums: an open one.
Humans: How do you know when you have had too much beer?
Chalichotheriums:When I run out.

Fight at a bar
Chalicotherium-Bar tender hold my beer
Chalicotherium-Proceeds to throw crap at people
No pun intended get it crap- random stuff

But thats just a therium, a game therium. Thanks for watching.

Bill Cosby it now and deal with the lawsuit later except this time, you can ride it in public.

Is that poo please tell me it isn’t it’s in my eyes

Strike fear in the hearts of the people you're raiding, by downing a beer, and throwing rock at them.

Basically a striped monkey cow that loves beer

These guys are such jerks. When I was just beginning one walked in front me and yeeted crap into me. They'll always be chill until they decide they want to get aggroed. Let's not talk about the fact that these guys take beer to tame. Is giving animals beer even legal?

This thing drinks more than I do!

It's like a llama, it spits on you, THEN IT GETS DRUNK!