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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2023-05-29T02:56:10+00:00

My dad: what is THAT

Me:idk it’s scary thing

My dad:I don’t like it *stares at it* it’s probably going to kill you

score 3302 · Answer 2 · 2017-05-16T06:27:08+00:00

Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"

Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"

score 927 · Answer 3 · 2020-09-21T14:37:23+00:00

It eats beer!

But taming still takes a

Year!

It eats beer!

Don't ask me why

It eats beer!

They love to eat

Beer!

Or stimberry stew

And they love to throw

Poo!

It eats beer!

And attacks with a self-confident

Sneer!

For it loves to eat

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

~the chalico song~

score 2070 · Answer 4 · 2016-10-30T18:01:07+00:00

get it drunk so it'll go back to your place

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2023-05-27T06:44:46+00:00

The average Russian dog

Who am I

I’m zesty

score 1172 · Answer 6 · 2016-12-09T16:45:37+00:00

I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.

score 656 · Answer 7 · 2016-10-24T06:31:54+00:00

Bring lots of BEER, and have a good time!

score 318 · Answer 8 · 2019-12-15T16:56:19+00:00

You can find this guys at pubs

score 213 · Answer 9 · 2017-07-30T19:37:13+00:00

But thats just a therium, a game therium. Thanks for watching.

score 141 · Answer 10 · 2017-05-31T15:41:05+00:00

Bill Cosby it now and deal with the lawsuit later except this time, you can ride it in public.

score 75 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-10T21:10:16+00:00

I feel bad when I mate them. Only reason is because the kid is going to grow up with a drunken dad and mom.

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-04-20T22:28:03+00:00

Me) mom can we have Megatheriam?

Mom) no we have megstheriam at home

:Megatheriam at home:

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-04-20T16:36:44+00:00

Me) mom can we get Megatheriam?

Mom) no we have megatheriam at home

Megatheriam at home:

score 33 · Answer 14 · 2020-06-14T08:17:25+00:00

Makes sence because cows drink beer in the wild 😐👍

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-04-17T03:31:07+00:00

Your family if you were Dino’s

Mom: megalosaurus

Dad: chalio

You: baryonx

Older brother: raptor

Older sister: beaver

Grandma: snail

Grandpa: bronto

Aunt: lystro

Uncle: Rex

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-13T00:51:36+00:00

Get 20 of them call ‘‘em THE DRUNKY MONKES

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-04-07T14:31:22+00:00

I saw this guy die to raptors and that it was a joke

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-04-06T17:33:48+00:00

Bro wtf this guy look like a megatherium that just got a haircut.

score 42 · Answer 19 · 2018-05-27T14:55:38+00:00

Just like my dad gets drunk and throws shit at me

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2023-03-30T06:45:26+00:00

Megatharium got into the the zebra diet beet