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What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
The boulder throw should deal some torpor. I mean, hitting something with small rocks does (slingshot), so why not a VERY big rock???
Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"
Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"
Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"
He came from Russia with the dire bears to drink some beer in ark
get it drunk so it'll go back to your place
I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.
You can find this guys at pubs
One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!
He protect
He attack
But most importantly
He drink beer in six pack
He attack
But most importantly
He drink beer in six pack
Bring lots of BEER, and have a good time!
This is litteraly a drink till it's pretty situation wtf
The cows of the Dino world are really scary
My sister walked up to one thinking it was passive. That was a big mistake, she died
He is drunk that is why he throws poop at you . Also that is why he is called the poop cowππ€£π
These βinterestingβcreatures are deformed horses with gorilla arms that throw poop on you and get drunk on beer
What lovely creatures
What lovely creatures
It can only be tamed on Saturdays and you need to bring the boys with you.
The first day I got ark I was told that they do not attack you... Five seconds later my entire screen is brown
I walk up to won of these it asks me for beer I punch it because it's my beer my level 30 t rex kills it I am confused and I ride my t rex back to base and I am still confused because I only brang my raptor and my base was at least 20 miles away from me I decide to make walls around him I don't notice it was on low health and 3 velociraptors kill it rip my level 30 t rex but I tamed the raptors and I took a brontosaurus' egg it was completely fine until I went onto my velociraptor I ran for my life
Human: (grabs stimberries for Chalicos)
Chalicotherium: Eww, those are bitter. Bring beer and ghillie armor, and MAYBE Iβll reconsider.
Human: Nope :) (tries to feed despite the warning)
Chalicotherium: *grabs boulder* BOI WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?
Chalicotherium: Eww, those are bitter. Bring beer and ghillie armor, and MAYBE Iβll reconsider.
Human: Nope :) (tries to feed despite the warning)
Chalicotherium: *grabs boulder* BOI WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?
The only time where itβs okay to say βIβm not like othersβ (they get tamed by BEER)
But thats just a therium, a game therium. Thanks for watching.