Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"

Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"

get it drunk so it'll go back to your place

I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.

My sister walked up to one thinking it was passive. That was a big mistake, she died

Is it me or does this thing look like a middle aged man who drinks beer all day...oh,wait(looks at that it only takes with beer)holy *censerd*

One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!

I feel bad when I mate them. Only reason is because the kid is going to grow up with a drunken dad and mom.

Bring lots of BEER, and have a good time!

Why tf do you have to feed it beer?!?!??

If the word “YEET” had a physical form...

Best way of taming is to eat a rare flower and then run up to it. Upvote so all new players can see.👍

So i tamed a alcoholi- i mean chalicotherium today

It can only be tamed on Saturdays and you need to bring the boys with you.

New drinking buddy to bring to the bar

Me and my friends when we see this:it’s my dad

Chalicotherium are basically Endermen in Ark

But thats just a therium, a game therium. Thanks for watching.

Humans: What’s you’re favorite beer?
Chalicotheriums: an open one.
Humans: How do you know when you have had too much beer?
Chalichotheriums:When I run out.

When Demoman gets uploaded in ARK as a horse-gorilla-therizino hybrid, but still retains his love for alcohol 🍺🍺🍺

I named my breeding pair Chad and Karen.