Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"

Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"

get it drunk so it'll go back to your place

I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.

Fight at a bar
Chalicotherium-Bar tender hold my beer
Chalicotherium-Proceeds to throw crap at people
No pun intended get it crap- random stuff

Bring lots of BEER, and have a good time!

Basically a striped monkey cow that loves beer

Best way of taming is to eat a rare flower and then run up to it. Upvote so all new players can see.👍

It can only be tamed on Saturdays and you need to bring the boys with you.

But thats just a therium, a game therium. Thanks for watching.

Bruh these things are uglier than me

These guys are such jerks. When I was just beginning one walked in front me and yeeted crap into me. They'll always be chill until they decide they want to get aggroed. Let's not talk about the fact that these guys take beer to tame. Is giving animals beer even legal?

I tamed one then went to get my raft to bring it to my base but forgot to whistle stop and it followed my pteranodon into the water and was killed by jellyfish

Bill Cosby it now and deal with the lawsuit later except this time, you can ride it in public.

Is that poo please tell me it isn’t it’s in my eyes

When you feed it beer shouldn't it get nausous ???!!!???

Strike fear in the hearts of the people you're raiding, by downing a beer, and throwing rock at them.

It's like a llama, it spits on you, THEN IT GETS DRUNK!

Just like my dad gets drunk and throws shit at me

Trike VS. chalicotheorum
Chalicotheorum: hand me my beer

it's a lama on steroids that throws poo and boulders at you.