Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
But taming still takes a
Year!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
Don't ask me why
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
They love to eat
Beer!
Or stimberry stew
And they love to throw
Poo!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
And attacks with a self-confident
Sneer!
For it loves to eat
For it loves to eat
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
~the chalico song~
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