get it drunk so it'll go back to your place

I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.

Bring lots of BEER, and have a good time!

It can only be tamed on Saturdays and you need to bring the boys with you.

Best way of taming is to eat a rare flower and then run up to it. Upvote so all new players can see.👍

But thats just a therium, a game therium. Thanks for watching.

Bill Cosby it now and deal with the lawsuit later except this time, you can ride it in public.

Is that poo please tell me it isn’t it’s in my eyes

Strike fear in the hearts of the people you're raiding, by downing a beer, and throwing rock at them.

It's like a llama, it spits on you, THEN IT GETS DRUNK!

it's a lama on steroids that throws poo and boulders at you.

Only Brewski for my broski

I have never had a better friend than my chalicotherium. I have way more powerful dinosaurs, but my chalico is relatable. I sufferedfrom alcoholism, and it's very hard to get rid of, but one day, my entire brewery had been demolished by a horse thingy. I was so happy, I gave that thing a hug. From then on, we have been together forever.

Just like my dad gets drunk and throws shit at me

I THROW POOP AT YOU! I THROW BOULDERS AT YOU! I LOVE TO PARTY ALL NIGHT AND GET DRUNK!!!!!

This is how acholics are born, a giant cow

Tribe mate: Is there anything we can do in this war, besides get beaten to a pulp?

*giant rock kills 15 enemy dinos*

Me: I’m sorry did someone call for heavy artillary?

Get them drunk and they are your best friend.

They are beer drinking, poop throwing, very drunk animals that if they could would live in a bar.

Equus with arms.. don’t laugh at him.