Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"

Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"

He protect
He attack
But most importantly
He drink beer in six pack

get it drunk so it'll go back to your place

Poop tart
WHAT DO YOU MEAN A HELPFUL TIP SHOULD INCLUDE A FEW MORE WORDS YOU SHOULD INCLUDE A FEW MORE WORDS

One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!

I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.

Me
Um, what a weird cow thing
Chali
You hairless,banana sundae, I’ll kill you!
Me
How rude! He just through poop at me

My sister walked up to one thinking it was passive. That was a big mistake, she died

So we got this who is addicted to beer, and Ferox that is addicted to element.
Wildcard and drug addict Dinos XD

They’re so drunk they walk on all fours and throw stuff at each other.

Bring lots of BEER, and have a good time!

I feel bad when I mate them. Only reason is because the kid is going to grow up with a drunken dad and mom.

Me: enjoying my day

Chalicotherium: when I get one meter away: HOLD MY BEER THATS ILLEGAL! Eliminates me*

Me: Hello
Chali: Yes
Me: Would you like stimberries?
Chali: *Smashes my skull with a boulder*
Me when I woke up again: What do you eat?!
Chali: Yes
Me: How many drugs are you on bruh?
Chali: Yes.

So the other day I teamed up thing your name to read now the funny thing was I had to give up my vaporized just to put it on it so now he’s the most powerful his dinosaur that I have

Best way of taming is to eat a rare flower and then run up to it. Upvote so all new players can see.👍

Is it me or does this thing look like a middle aged man who drinks beer all day...oh,wait(looks at that it only takes with beer)holy *censerd*

It can only be tamed on Saturdays and you need to bring the boys with you.

Rumor has it that eating Chalicotherium meat will allow you to pick up your poop and throw it as a weapon. Be warned...

wow i found these in a mountain and they look like drugs addicted monkey kangaroos