Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"

Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"

The one time I had beer was the only time I didn’t see one

get it drunk so it'll go back to your place

How the hell does it know what a beer is, its the same logic As babies wanting a kibble to imprint. I mean do they have a secret underground bar. And do babies know what a kibble is. They are newborn, how it knows a kibble is tasty and good

He protect
He attack
But most importantly
He drink beer in six pack

I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.

One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!

My sister walked up to one thinking it was passive. That was a big mistake, she died

Human: (grabs stimberries for Chalicos)
Chalicotherium: Eww, those are bitter. Bring beer and ghillie armor, and MAYBE I’ll reconsider.
Human: Nope :) (tries to feed despite the warning)
Chalicotherium: *grabs boulder* BOI WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?

Bring lots of BEER, and have a good time!

its just a gorilla with a cow head now you can’t unsee it🦖🦕

Makes sence because cows drink beer in the wild 😐👍

Best way of taming is to eat a rare flower and then run up to it. Upvote so all new players can see.👍

I feel bad when I mate them. Only reason is because the kid is going to grow up with a drunken dad and mom.

Me
Um, what a weird cow thing
Chali
You hairless,banana sundae, I’ll kill you!
Me
How rude! He just through poop at me

It can only be tamed on Saturdays and you need to bring the boys with you.

where the heck did the rock came from if you tamed it and then it throw a rock while in the air. did it just put some huge boulder in its butt? Or his poop is soo hard its mossy and turn to rock??

When I first saw this thing and it saw it threw somthing at me and I thought it was a ball of its crap

Chalicotherium: the guy who tells everyone at the bar that the next drink is on you

Duna duna duna duna sloth-cow! Sloth-cow! Sloth-cow!