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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3326 · Answer 1 · 2017-05-16T06:27:08+00:00

Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"

Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"

score 1403 · Answer 2 · 2020-03-20T03:24:43+00:00

The boulder throw should deal some torpor. I mean, hitting something with small rocks does (slingshot), so why not a VERY big rock???

score 951 · Answer 3 · 2020-09-21T14:37:23+00:00

It eats beer!

But taming still takes a

Year!

It eats beer!

Don't ask me why

It eats beer!

They love to eat

Beer!

Or stimberry stew

And they love to throw

Poo!

It eats beer!

And attacks with a self-confident

Sneer!

For it loves to eat

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

~the chalico song~

score 2307 · Answer 4 · 2016-10-30T18:01:07+00:00

get it drunk so it'll go back to your place

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2022-06-25T07:21:26+00:00

imagine if the noobs drinks the beer instead of feeding it to the chali 🤣🤣🤣

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2022-06-22T04:55:02+00:00

The only reason I’m taking these is bc I find it funny how you have to take these with beer

score 1213 · Answer 7 · 2016-12-09T16:45:37+00:00

I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.

score 416 · Answer 8 · 2019-12-27T23:09:50+00:00

One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!

score 763 · Answer 9 · 2016-10-24T06:31:54+00:00

Bring lots of BEER, and have a good time!

score 315 · Answer 10 · 2019-12-15T16:56:19+00:00

You can find this guys at pubs

score 203 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-13T03:19:23+00:00

He protect

He attack

But most importantly

He drink beer in six pack

score 221 · Answer 12 · 2019-11-10T09:10:33+00:00

My sister walked up to one thinking it was passive. That was a big mistake, she died

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2022-05-30T16:03:57+00:00

How to tame it:step 1 Get beer :step 2 Alr more beer it is :step 3 Bro more beer

score 344 · Answer 14 · 2017-07-26T13:33:36+00:00

It can only be tamed on Saturdays and you need to bring the boys with you.

score 228 · Answer 15 · 2017-07-30T19:37:13+00:00

But thats just a therium, a game therium. Thanks for watching.

score 27 · Answer 16 · 2021-11-12T10:57:52+00:00

A drunk russian man once said

pass me a vodka

-chalicotherium

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2022-06-17T08:47:40+00:00

These look like the things of avatar but explicas except brown

score 15 · Answer 18 · 2021-12-29T18:38:39+00:00

This thing is an alcoholic

score 63 · Answer 19 · 2020-07-01T02:13:55+00:00

Human: (grabs stimberries for Chalicos)

Chalicotherium: Eww, those are bitter. Bring beer and ghillie armor, and MAYBE I’ll reconsider.

Human: Nope :) (tries to feed despite the warning)

Chalicotherium: *grabs boulder* BOI WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?

score 40 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-16T18:49:19+00:00

I had 2 raptors level 150 and 200 I went to get berries cause I saw this dude the out of The blue I attacked them! I watched as my raptors got smashed:( one like= one rip