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It eats beer!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

But taming still takes a

Year!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

Don't ask me why

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

They love to eat

Beer!

Or stimberry stew

And they love to throw

Poo!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

And attacks with a self-confident

Sneer!

For it loves to eat

For it loves to eat

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

~the chalico song~

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