Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"

Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"

The boulder throw should deal some torpor. I mean, hitting something with small rocks does (slingshot), so why not a VERY big rock???

get it drunk so it'll go back to your place

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

But taming still takes a

Year!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

Don't ask me why

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

They love to eat

Beer!

Or stimberry stew

And they love to throw

Poo!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

And attacks with a self-confident

Sneer!

For it loves to eat

For it loves to eat

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

~the chalico song~

Um what’s it throwing at me?!?!?

I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.

me-i’ll give you 100 berrys

him-make it 2,000 or give me 3 beer

me-what kind of person are you

him-get me beer

me-no 100 berrys is enough

him-i don’t think so

me-…

i died

One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!

This guy covered me in poop and beat me into the floor.

Bring lots of BEER, and have a good time!