Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"

Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"

get it drunk so it'll go back to your place

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

But taming still takes a

Year!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

Don't ask me why

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

They love to eat

Beer!

Or stimberry stew

And they love to throw

Poo!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

It eats beer!

And attacks with a self-confident

Sneer!

For it loves to eat

For it loves to eat

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

~the chalico song~

I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.

One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!

Bring lots of BEER, and have a good time!

It's ugly, it makes strange noises that give you a jumpscare, Throw poop at you, Drink alcohol, It looks like a combination of a horse, a monkey and a gorilla, What a strange creature..

Don’t listen to the creature map to find these, just go to your local tavern

‘No creature in ARK has ranged attacks’

ARK Devs: Why do I hear boss music?

Chalicotherium: Hold my beer

Bob: Ok

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAA