Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"

Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"

Fight at a bar
Chalicotherium-Bar tender hold my beer
Chalicotherium-Proceeds to throw crap at people
No pun intended get it crap- random stuff

I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.

Basically a striped monkey cow that loves beer