Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"

Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"

I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.

My sister walked up to one thinking it was passive. That was a big mistake, she died

Is it me or does this thing look like a middle aged man who drinks beer all day...oh,wait(looks at that it only takes with beer)holy *censerd*