Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"

Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"

Poop tart
WHAT DO YOU MEAN A HELPFUL TIP SHOULD INCLUDE A FEW MORE WORDS YOU SHOULD INCLUDE A FEW MORE WORDS

He protect
He attack
But most importantly
He drink beer in six pack

Me: enjoying my day

Chalicotherium: when I get one meter away: HOLD MY BEER THATS ILLEGAL! Eliminates me*