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More Chalicotherium Funny Tips
Once apron a I a level 10, had set up camp unaware of a chali next to my base on sight he destroyed my base ( of which had my only sleeping bag) and my forge and smithy. Now I’m level 104 and on my Rhyniogatha and have swarn an oath to kill these at sight. “Ahhh so nice out here. A chali! It’s time Rhyhorn. CHARGEEEEE!”
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
But taming still takes a
Year!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
Don't ask me why
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
They love to eat
Beer!
Or stimberry stew
And they love to throw
Poo!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
And attacks with a self-confident
Sneer!
For it loves to eat
For it loves to eat
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
~the chalico song~
One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!