Hippity hoppity, stay away from my property.

He looks like he’s constipated and trying to let out a months worth of 💩

Castroroides: BEAVERS, ASSEMBLE

Guy touching the dam: huh?

When you search up “Beaver” you get this dude. Thanks devs so I don’t have to memorize its name!

I used my raft to raid it's dam, no weight problem just sail fast.

-mobile arker

Me: See’s one that looks like a skunk

Also Me: Accidentally punches it

Beaver that looked like a skunk: YOU. SHALL . DIE.

Me again: OH SH*T, I DIDNT MEAN IT MAN

Get a mutant Red/White one, boom. Alpha Otter.

Why is this Beaver built like caseoh

Just imagine that. Riding a giant beaver around. Awkward.

You take my wood, you take my paste, and worst of all you take my @#**ing mushrooms, well now I take your life

Clear out all the dam wood in the dams!!

Everyone here: I stole some cementing paste and died...

Me: I stole some cementing paste and turned the angry beavers into free pelt with the help of my ascendent longneck rifle, ascendent bow, and ascendent sword.

Me: Oh, a beaver dam, free cementing paste!!

Grim Reaper: F*ck yeah!

Getting killed for touching a smol stick I can respect that👍

:Noob has joined the game

(Noob) Sweet a place to get items!

Noob destroys beaver home

(Beaver) You going to pay for that?

(Noob) no I don’t have money.

(Beaver) you can pay differently.

( Noob) how

(Beaver) let me show you

Never punches noob in face

If you even look at their homes, they will tear you apart.

Tribe member: we need some extra wood, can you grab some from the beavers?

You: from the beavers?

Tribe member: nevermind, I’ll get it myself

( Timmbucktoo was nibbled to death by angry beavers)

Me check’s what is in his dam leaves it alone

Him takes all my pets in the freaking ocean where they all die from jealousy fishes

beaver protecc

beaver attacc

but most importantly,

beaver give big ol’ smacc

I went over to a dam and took 190 cementing paste. They soon found out the next trip and murdered me. Livin la vida loca