I tried to scream, while my head was underwater. They're not what seemed, they're the men behind the slaughter.

Is it just me or does the taming inventory in Castoroides say “Craft metal items here?”

Friend How is your day going

Me I kept on spawning by oversized teddy bears with huge teeth and died 15 times

Friend That is a pretty good day yesterday got killed 43 times

🇨🇦 it’s the Canadian national animal.

My first reaction when I saw one: BOBR KURWA

These beavers crashed my pc and gave me blue screen of death all because I stole some paste

I was taming this thing and accidentally logged off. Went back and found a unconscious beaver made a dam for me... funny glitch and I’m happy.

Me: oh hey hide at spawn,let’s kill it with a spear

Beaver:how dare you!

Level 6 idiot died to a beaver ( I don’t know how to spell its name)

Sounds like a dezeise

Hippity Hippity your paste is now my property

Me an my gang pull up, boy you better get running where on yo @$$

You touch their dams they touch your flesh not kidding my friend with MasterCraft chitin armor got killed by a level 29 of this while stealing cementing paste from their dams

Other people when they see these: oh, a beaver

Me when I see these: oh, HEY SHREK

I love beaver! Great for storing wood! They love wet places.

I bet this is the Grim Reapers mascot

I had one of theese adorable things, named it “bever” it helped time A LOT of herbivores, such as a Paraceratherium, Diplodocus, Brontosaurus and other ones i forgot. This brave man died in action protecting me from a Spino (they killed each other)

The beaver song:Wood DAM IT! Water DAM IT! Stone DAM IT! DAM IT ALL DDDDDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSS$$$$$. :p dams

Don’t be fooled by there body shape a rope for beach bobs they are supprisingly fast runners on land and the overseer can’t help you if they catch you in the water cause they’ve been seen on record killing sarcos

Let me guess you tried to kill it think it would be easy and this thing as well as a gang you probably didn’t knew it had jumped you and you got sent straight to the character selection screen

Little beaver