
What are some funny jokes or stories about the castoroides? Funny castoroides jokes submitted by ARK players.
Player - *Steals stuff from dam*
Beaver - *Walks up to player* ‘Where’d you get that?’
Player - ‘Stick building thing over there’
Beaver - *Goes Phsyco*
Player - *mounts griffin and flys upward*
Griffin - ‘SIKE‘
Beaver - ‘GET BACK HERE YOU BIRD BRAIN’
One Week Later
Beaver Army - ‘ATTACK’
Player’s Base - ‘Oh Crud‘
I play ark mobile and i really love to steal something (bronto egg, etc) and even steal from this guy's dam lol, he chased me to my little weak hut, i purposely die to him so he can forget about that, but no, he instead kill my two dilos and even destroy half of my hut :((
Then after that he decide to build another dam near my hut. You know what, i learn my lessons now