Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
ROOF BEAVER CULT! DO NOT ANGER THE GUARDIAN OF THE ROOF! THE GUARDIAN OF THE ROOF SEES ALL!
(Explanation this is a inside joke from a server a beaver spawned on our roof and we tamed him and made him our protector of the roof)
-THE ROOF BEAVER CULT
-the lonely dodo π¦€
More Castoroides Funny Tips
They love to share stuff from their dams. Go ahead and help yourself
When you try to steal there damns there just like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MA SWAMP and go full phsyco mode. Make the arrow green plzπ
Got eaten alive for touching their wood and I respect that
That is one fat otter, the fattest one Iβve seen all day
Bump up for my little lystrosaurus he died in action to protect me
The legend says that after the 1000th stolen nest the beavers will rise up and destroy your base.
You wont be laugthing now you cementing paste Thief.
The arkbeavers representative
Check the Area for beavers (Check)
Sneak over to the dam (Check)
Open the dam (Check)
Take The Stuff (Check)
Wonder where the hell the beavers came from (Check)
Die (Check)
Lvl 10 beach bob wanders into the woods and finds a stream. He thinks to himself, βWow! beaverdams i wonder whats inside!?β
*John Cena theme song plays*
Roseβs are red
Violetβs are blue
If you touch my dam Iβm coming for you
Objective: Steal from the Dam
Objective Updated: Survive.
~ Cross Platform Guy