Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
So a friend and I needed to do a cementing paste run and he was unfamiliar with how beavers straight up hoard you like zombies when you open their dams. I considered not telling him about it to watch him die hilariously, but I didnt want to lose his mount so I did actually warn him.
But I still wanted him to experience it so I got him to open the dam. I said, get in, get the paste, get out, get on your argy and take off.
So he approaches the dam. He stops. The beavers change course and charge. I warn him theyre on their way. Heβs screaming βI canβt move!β. The dumb*ss picked up all the wood! π He was slaughtered by the beaver hoard as I laughed in hysterics.
After they dispersed I grabbed his gear. βWhereβs the cementing paste mate?β
βThere was none.β π He got slaughtered picking up wood and ONLY wood!! π I damn near peed myself I was laughing so hard.
More Castoroides Funny Tips
Donβt wanna swim? Get one of these suckers. Practically flying when you jump. Iβm a mobile player and Iβm on the island map, I live on the ark rock, if you know you know where that is, I donβt have to swim with her anymore?
They love to share stuff from their dams. Go ahead and help yourself
When you try to steal there damns there just like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MA SWAMP and go full phsyco mode. Make the arrow green plzπ
beavers: no touchy on my sticky
me: *touches it anyways*
beavers: so you have chosen...death
Got eaten alive for touching their wood and I respect that
Bump up for my little lystrosaurus he died in action to protect me
Hipitty hoppity GET THE DAM OF MY PROPERTY
To the dude who asked about a giant platypus in ark. I present to you a Maewing.
The legend says that after the 1000th stolen nest the beavers will rise up and destroy your base.
You wont be laugthing now you cementing paste Thief.
The arkbeavers representative
Check the Area for beavers (Check)
Sneak over to the dam (Check)
Open the dam (Check)
Take The Stuff (Check)
Wonder where the hell the beavers came from (Check)
Die (Check)