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So a friend and I needed to do a cementing paste run and he was unfamiliar with how beavers straight up hoard you like zombies when you open their dams. I considered not telling him about it to watch him die hilariously, but I didnt want to lose his mount so I did actually warn him.

But I still wanted him to experience it so I got him to open the dam. I said, get in, get the paste, get out, get on your argy and take off.

So he approaches the dam. He stops. The beavers change course and charge. I warn him theyre on their way. He’s screaming β€œI can’t move!”. The dumb*ss picked up all the wood! πŸ˜‚ He was slaughtered by the beaver hoard as I laughed in hysterics.

After they dispersed I grabbed his gear. β€œWhere’s the cementing paste mate?”

β€œThere was none.” πŸ˜‚ He got slaughtered picking up wood and ONLY wood!! πŸ˜‚ I damn near peed myself I was laughing so hard.

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