Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So a friend and I needed to do a cementing paste run and he was unfamiliar with how beavers straight up hoard you like zombies when you open their dams. I considered not telling him about it to watch him die hilariously, but I didnt want to lose his mount so I did actually warn him.
But I still wanted him to experience it so I got him to open the dam. I said, get in, get the paste, get out, get on your argy and take off.
So he approaches the dam. He stops. The beavers change course and charge. I warn him theyre on their way. Heβs screaming βI canβt move!β. The dumb*ss picked up all the wood! π He was slaughtered by the beaver hoard as I laughed in hysterics.
After they dispersed I grabbed his gear. βWhereβs the cementing paste mate?β
βThere was none.β π He got slaughtered picking up wood and ONLY wood!! π I damn near peed myself I was laughing so hard.
More Castoroides Funny Tips
Shine like a Cadillac sting like a beaver
They love to share stuff from their dams. Go ahead and help yourself
When you try to steal there damns there just like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MA SWAMP and go full phsyco mode. Make the arrow green plzπ
Got eaten alive for touching their wood and I respect that
My first reaction when I saw one: BOBR KURWA
Bump up for my little lystrosaurus he died in action to protect me
The legend says that after the 1000th stolen nest the beavers will rise up and destroy your base.
You wont be laugthing now you cementing paste Thief.
The arkbeavers representative
Hereβs a joke, ok so who are the people who work at dams? THE DAM EMPLOYEES!!!!
Lvl 10 beach bob wanders into the woods and finds a stream. He thinks to himself, βWow! beaverdams i wonder whats inside!?β
*John Cena theme song plays*
Check the Area for beavers (Check)
Sneak over to the dam (Check)
Open the dam (Check)
Take The Stuff (Check)
Wonder where the hell the beavers came from (Check)
Die (Check)