Guys, I have just invented a new sport. First, build a corridor (or a maze if you want) at least 30’ long and 3’ across out of wood walls and fence foundations. On one end, build a 5’ by 5’ pen with a dinosaur gate leading into the corridor. Next, put at least 10 beavers in the pen. Convince one of your tribe mates to stand in front of the gate and eat a rare flower. Immediately open the gate and prepare to DIE LAUGHING as your so called “friend” gets assaulted by a mob of homicidal beavers. The sports name: THE RUNNING OF THE BEAVERS. Great for competitions between tribes; whichever team survives wins. Hope you enjoyed this and have fun gaming 👍.

When you try to steal there damns there just like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MA SWAMP and go full phsyco mode. Make the arrow green plz👍

Got eaten alive for touching their wood and I respect that

Bump up for my little lystrosaurus he died in action to protect me

Check the Area for beavers (Check)

Sneak over to the dam (Check)

Open the dam (Check)

Take The Stuff (Check)

Wonder where the hell the beavers came from (Check)

Die (Check)

The legend says that after the 1000th stolen nest the beavers will rise up and destroy your base.

You wont be laugthing now you cementing paste Thief.

The arkbeavers representative

Lvl 10 beach bob wanders into the woods and finds a stream. He thinks to himself, “Wow! beaverdams i wonder whats inside!?”

*John Cena theme song plays*

Rose’s are red

Violet’s are blue

If you touch my dam I’m coming for you

So a friend and I needed to do a cementing paste run and he was unfamiliar with how beavers straight up hoard you like zombies when you open their dams. I considered not telling him about it to watch him die hilariously, but I didnt want to lose his mount so I did actually warn him.

But I still wanted him to experience it so I got him to open the dam. I said, get in, get the paste, get out, get on your argy and take off.

So he approaches the dam. He stops. The beavers change course and charge. I warn him theyre on their way. He’s screaming “I can’t move!”. The dumb*ss picked up all the wood! 😂 He was slaughtered by the beaver hoard as I laughed in hysterics.

After they dispersed I grabbed his gear. “Where’s the cementing paste mate?”

“There was none.” 😂 He got slaughtered picking up wood and ONLY wood!! 😂 I damn near peed myself I was laughing so hard.