Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
(yo queriendo conseguir hongos raros y flores raras)
(yo) ok, modo raider: activado >:)
(yo) listo pteranodon?
(pteranodon) es tuya la idea .-.
(yo) se dice listo compa B)
(pteranodon) mejor vete en argen pls
(yo) che pteranodon cobarde, ni se pa que te domestiqué
(argen) listo pa la aventura >:)
(yo) así se dice, no como el pteranodon marica ese
(yo y el argen vamos a los pantanos de sherk ya que ahí habia castores y casas de castores)
(argen) llegamos
(yo) a raidear >:)
(robo las cosas de la casa de los castores)
(luego vienen los castores corriendo hacia mi)
(yo regresando lleno de mordidas a casa xdddd)
(pteranodon) te dije que no fueras ._.
More Castoroides Funny Tips
So a friend and I needed to do a cementing paste run and he was unfamiliar with how beavers straight up hoard you like zombies when you open their dams. I considered not telling him about it to watch him die hilariously, but I didnt want to lose his mount so I did actually warn him.
But I still wanted him to experience it so I got him to open the dam. I said, get in, get the paste, get out, get on your argy and take off.
So he approaches the dam. He stops. The beavers change course and charge. I warn him theyre on their way. He’s screaming “I can’t move!”. The dumb*ss picked up all the wood! 😂 He was slaughtered by the beaver hoard as I laughed in hysterics.
After they dispersed I grabbed his gear. “Where’s the cementing paste mate?”
“There was none.” 😂 He got slaughtered picking up wood and ONLY wood!! 😂 I damn near peed myself I was laughing so hard.