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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carnotaurus? Funny carnotaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2023-01-22T18:00:53+00:00

Tiny Armz

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score -2 · Answer 2 · 2023-01-16T17:58:43+00:00

Asks you for a arm wrestle (to do it) breaks Carno’arm looks at you with scared eyes

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2022-12-04T08:10:03+00:00

I somehow managed to take this with 2 tranq arrows on my primitive crossbow. 10 tranq arrow my ass

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2019-10-20T02:06:30+00:00

He used to be happy but some sarco bit his arms off and now hes mad that he cant touch his cock

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2023-07-04T06:04:32+00:00

Preostoric planet did you dirty my freind

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2020-04-07T17:02:22+00:00

They be getting horny...

I’ll leave now.

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2020-02-23T15:21:08+00:00

Carno caravan on the travel man.

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2020-12-23T21:08:10+00:00

Hey guys stop talking about the carnos arms, you haven’t seen the Rex 😂

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2020-11-17T14:10:21+00:00

Look at there arms...... So wierd....

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2020-09-02T03:14:50+00:00

Baby Rex with autism

score -4 · Answer 11 · 2018-05-23T00:32:56+00:00

Seed lv 30 pink female carno (unoffic pc serv) selects lvl 6 by accident needed 7 arrows I had 6 I needed three for the lv6... Good thing my crossbow is ascended.. Its name shall be pinky

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2018-01-25T23:23:04+00:00

I think he ate a baby but it tried to escape but gut stuck

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2021-07-03T08:23:08+00:00

Bruh they never shut up they breathe soo loud

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2021-06-27T16:12:01+00:00

Carnotosaurus, nah.

Real name: re---tarded allosaur.

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2018-10-06T06:03:05+00:00

Fucking got in a fist fight with one

I manage to beat it to submission and tamed it

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2024-02-24T05:04:26+00:00

What to do when you encounter a Carno at a beach and your low level

1. Run

2. Is it behind you? Yes? Start going in zigzags

3. STILL BEHIND YOU, well goodnight

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2024-04-13T18:53:06+00:00

If you don’t hear it coming then I think there is something severely wrong with your hearing

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2024-03-23T19:22:08+00:00

How to knock out a Carno: GET REXY TO KIcK ITS A$$ then go and feed it hmmm meat? Or yourself

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2024-03-21T17:10:33+00:00

I cant tane a fricking carno because there are 7 THERIZINOSAURUSES ON THE SINGLE DAMN CRAGG'S ISLAND AND THEY KEEP KILLING IT

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2020-02-02T00:31:22+00:00

i was rnning through the hills looking for who knows what and i hear.... thump thump thump behind me i turn back and look and i see an ALPHA carno i book it running over and between rocks i pull out my cross bow finally and shoot it with four tranq arrows booma nighty night and i have some bio toxin n prime meat on me i yeet them into this black alpha carno and bam a fantastic tame i have the best tame yet for my level i am right now in the 40's i have the rifle shotgun and pistol and a freat metal farm on a hill so rn i have a saddled pteredon too so that's all bye