What are some funny jokes or stories about the carnotaurus? Funny carnotaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
It gave up using it's arms so it began using it's legs to run at all your low level tames
Hahaha! Im level 15 and im gonna tame this carno which is stuck in a rock! 1 second later... aaaaaaah get me fucking out o here!!! Carno: nom nom nom
To be honest these guys look horny
you guys act like its so hard to tame one meanwhile i got one at level 2 all it takes is clubs and narcoberries i hardcore tamed one
Tiny Armz
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Asks you for a arm wrestle (to do it) breaks Carno’arm looks at you with scared eyes
I somehow managed to take this with 2 tranq arrows on my primitive crossbow. 10 tranq arrow my ass
The horns on his head was when god lost some dildos
I have a pajinas you can touch for 5 dollars
Preostoric planet did you dirty my freind
They be getting horny...
I’ll leave now.
Carno caravan on the travel man.
He used to be happy but some sarco bit his arms off and now hes mad that he cant touch his cock
Hey guys stop talking about the carnos arms, you haven’t seen the Rex 😂
Look at there arms...... So wierd....
Baby Rex with autism
I think he ate a baby but it tried to escape but gut stuck
What to do when you encounter a Carno at a beach and your low level
1. Run
2. Is it behind you? Yes? Start going in zigzags
3. STILL BEHIND YOU, well goodnight
Carnotosaurus, nah.
Real name: re---tarded allosaur.
Fucking got in a fist fight with one
I manage to beat it to submission and tamed it